Adventures in Jeamland

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

2014-2018 Mazda 3

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

I’m a king. Not a goddamn princess. A king. You were. I’m still a king. King of manipulation. King of pointless rage. King of I can’t do this. King of he was right. King of I eventually fuck up everything.

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.

#posts that have 10k to me. 

I am putting my two knives inside you.

How did that work out for you, huh? “Ooooh this post is gonna have SO MANY notes oooh I’m investing early” how did that investment pay off? You like your return? You like being completely fucking wrong? Look at that note count. As of this reblog, barely two thousand notes on this pathetic weakarse knife post. You’re all shitty market speculators and you should all be so fucking embarrassed.

Don’t mock me like this :(

Should we mock you in a different way?

This website already does don’t worry

MONKEY MAN (2024)

is therapy not working anon?

I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss

It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail

they finally found their geralt <3

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".

HENRY CAVILL as GERALT OF RIVIA Netflix’s The Witcher ‧ Bottled Appetites

THE OLD GUARD CAST + FILMOGRAPHY — MARWAN KENZARI

All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it's good awareness for me.