I lost one of the ear covers for my headphones so I came up with a ridiculous solution

Mario looks like hes plotting your downfall

Honestly some peeps in the coments don't get that this kinda shit is tradition in some families

Me in Spanish class.

Recuording casing be-ah-net tenero un paseo Camp-p-pewstre of brincolín par celebrar una

ocasion sp-special

como ewl

Cincuo de meio

uh-

Quincenieras

usted necesita oun permwiso ley

indica así: los bwincolines y los pwermisos van juntos como el

arroz y lwos fwijoles

So! New RP blog here looking for some partners to rp with! I have a pretty short bio which is shortened down to me being Semi lit to sometimes literate, is lesbian so GxG is much preferred for romance plots. I play a mute Samus, and can accept some nsfw in these plots.

I would like to follow rp blogs involved in Smash Bros, Legend of Zelda, obviously Metroid, and maybe a bit of Super Mario! I'll follow back, of course!

If you want to start a plot you can Private Message me or send an ask!

I ship

Samus x Zelda

Samus x Sheik

Samus x Peach

Just throwing that out there too!

So really I look forward to Zelda rpers, Sheiks and Peach rpers!

Michiko Nishiwaki (西脇 美智子) My Lucky Stars (1985)

Rehoming Cat

This is Jerry, a 9 (he’ll be 10 in June) year old neutered male. He’s a great boy and loves attention and still enjoys a good play time once in a while. He is an indoor cat but does enjoy going out on a harness and leash to go roll in the grass or the dirt.

He would be best as a single pet now or in a house with calmer animals. He is reactive to animal sounds, such as cats play fighting or dogs barking/growling. All of my other animals are too rambunctious for him and he insists on trying to fight them, even though he’s lived with them for years. Unfortunately this means I have had to keep him separate from the main household to prevent injury to him or the other animals and that’s just no way to live a happy life.

I just want to see him have a good happy life, even of that can’t be with me anymore.

If anyone is interested in Jerry please message me for more details. I’m located in El Paso TX but I’m willing to travel about 6 hours (in the US) to someone willing to keep him. He comes neutered and up to date on shots, the food he’s currently eating, and the basic essentials for a cat.

If you personally aren’t interested in him please help spread the word.

@pangur-and-grim @mostlycatsmostly

I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest start to a fight I’ve ever seen

The film is titled My Lucky Stars.  it’s the second of a trilogy starring Jackie Chan, Yuen Biao and Samo Hung.

That gorgeous lady is Michiko Nishiwaki.  She’s an actress, a fight choreographer, a stunt woman, a martial artist and a former bodybuilder.

She doubled for Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels.

And, yes, i will add this information to this post every time it crosses my dash (this is the third time now) because I think this woman deserves a lot more recognition that she gets.  She was Japan’s first female bodybuilding champion and first female powerlifting champion.

And also because this is one of my favourite martial arts movies. :-)

Reblogging now that we got a source!

@lady-feral @ryocos @xXAutumnIvyXx

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

I’m honestly so confused right now

This is the height of our stupidity, It has to be or future generations cannot exist

ZERO IS BOTH ODD AND EVEN 

Technically zero isn’t even a number

what even is zero then

It’s similar to black and white. They aren’t official colors and neither is 0.

Black is a “shade” and white is a “tint”

Numbers aren’t real

Is anything really

this post really makes me feel better about my math skills, thanks, tumblr

how did this manage to get worse

You know that can be said about a lot of things.

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT FUCKING HURTS!

20gayteen is so fucking real

x

“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

Meowboys

YEEHAW

@theonlytimeofday

not gonna lie… I really dislike the color change but at the same time im to lazy to change it

Sucks more when you use Tumblr mobile and the darker blue has now arrived...and I can't change it back

Kat and Vinny have a great time at the beach

Characters belong too @ask-exa-the-merc

And @the-diverse-world-of-kat

A lesbian : i wonder…. If she likes me……. We kissed….. And hung out….. We’re good friends….. Help me mother Sappho

Another lesbian, looking at her : do I…… Like her……. I want to spend my life with her……. I mean it’s normal right ? I don’t know…. Do I really like her….. Help me mother Sappho

Sappho, from the underworld :

https://www.instagram.com/theresafractale/

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

Zoomed in and found this gem

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

uh oh

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

Bucket

Hello darkness my old friend

damnnnnn 

enemy spotted

Box king