Avatar

dead boy detectives

@nikosasakis / nikosasakis.tumblr.com

beth, 26, she/they
i have arisen from the depths
Avatar

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

Avatar
bardnuts

and then you get to the hospital and the doctors try to kill you

Avatar

watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. watch dead boy detectives. waTCH DEAD BOY DETECTIVES!!!!

Avatar
Avatar
stuckinapril

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.