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Dunno-don't care-just shit

@justconfusedperiod

20 - HUN - Animated is Superior, Fight me - Dont judge ppl, kids - I Talk too much tbh
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were--ralph

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”

me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?

“no”

would you feel like a woman?

“no?”

so you wouldn’t feel male or female

“yeah what’s your point?”

So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)

him:

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“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”

Yeah basically

“so why do they use “they” so much”?

if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?

“no…”

And the opposite?

“no…”

Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”

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it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across

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notthegrouch

if someone challenges you to break through a wall within fifteen seconds, you use a wrecking ball, not precision tools. I think you did marvelously.

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tbh i think The Children are missing out on having never experienced illegally downloading music from limewire 

spotify has created a soft generation 

where are the SEARCHING skills???

where is the PATIENCE of waiting for a download????

where the practice of self-control against the RAGE when you downloaded a song only to find out you got punked with alternate audio????

where is the ATTENTION TO DETAIL of going through your songs and manually correcting all the names???

where is the community aspect of gathering around The Family Computer during sleepovers while you downloaded every virus known to man for love of ke$ha???

this was a right of passage, and we all came out better for it

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"Baltimore reunion scene" this "shower scene" that you know what the actual best, most underrated andreil scene is? The scene on the bus in the kings men where Neil and Andrew sit together and spend three hours just talking. Neil, the pathological liar, spent three hours giving Andrew truthful information for free. Andrew, who's so withdrawn he quit taking for days and no one noticed, gave out details of his life, for free, for three hours. No games or trades involved.

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AU where everything is the same except Andrew has been flirting with Neil from the very beginning but Neil kept misinterpreting it for threats, whereas Andrew kept thinking that Neil was flirting back and not realizing that he’s one wrong move away from getting stabbed in his sleep. this miscommunication isn’t realized until after they hook up for the first time

Neil: does this mean you don’t want to kill me anymore?

Andrew: what do you mean?

Neil: you’ve been threatening to take me out for months

Andrew: I was talking about dinner??? what the fuck???

Neil: wait, no… you also said that you were going to blow my brains out!

Andrew: Neil. Rabbit. Junkie. I did just blow your brains out. I was down there not five minutes ago, remember?

Neil: I don’t believe this. what about that time I took the cigarette out of your mouth to take a drag and you said that if we weren’t in such a public area you’d make me scream?

Andrew: Neil you are so stupid

Neil: fuck. what about that time you said that if I kept running my mouth you’d  find a way to keep me nice and quiet?

Andrew: Neil, you are so stupid

Neil: ohhhh shit. yeah, no, I hear it now. wait, does this mean you’ve liked me all this time?

Andrew: does this mean you were willing to sleep with me even despite thinking I wanted to murder you???

Neil: hey. we all have our issues

Andrew: WHY DID YOU KEEP GOING TO SECLUDED LOCATIONS WITH ME?! you have the worst fucking survival instincts, I swear to fucking god you’re going to give me a stroke one of these days. damn is this how Wymack feels all the time? I should send him a gift card to the cheesecake factory or something

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kazbiter

that time I saw someone on tiktok saying allison sucked for outing andreil in baltimore..... outing them??? OUTING THEM??? everyone in that room just had a front row seat to the most homoerotic life changing devastating desperate reunion of all time and literature I think it was pretty obvious what was going on

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OP: Now he´s mad at me for making him look like dickhead for lying about our "marriage".
Me: No one made him look like a dickhead, HE IS a dickhead. What kind of person would get upset for such a stupid petty thing.....
OP seconds later: Just found out he´s been cheating on me this whole time!
Me:

OP seconds later:

Just found out he´s been cheating

on me this whole time!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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peacevine

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

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nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

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