August

friend that doesnt drive: anyways really look the thing about origami is that its not about getting the fold right on the first try its meant to be an exercise in precision sure but also in patience the instructions are repeatable tasks that you do over and over again to polish the skill before applying it to something else. a thousand swans arent folded in a day and really its meant to bring you to reflect upon what it means to even be folding in the first pl-

friend that drives: HOLY SHIT 3.20 A GALLON? I SHOULDVE FILLED UP THERE anyway i understand the process is meant to soothe the itch of perfection that gnaws at the soul through exposure to imperfection but OH FUCK [drives over median straight into Walmart parking lot while nearby F150 lays on the horn because you stopped him from running a red light]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

Happy Birthday buddy!

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

Imagine how I feel

YES, ABSOLUTELY. DM any inquiries, my chat is always open.

HELLO 2 SLOTS ARE OPEN ✌️

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

I don't know who needs to hear this but:

-"it only hurts a little" is still pain

-"I can ignore it" is still pain

-"I can cope with/manage it" is still pain

-"it's bearable" is still pain

-"I can push through it" is still pain

-"it doesn't hurt that much" is still pain

-"it doesn't stop me from doing x" is still pain

You don't need to be in agonizing pain to be in pain.

For anyone not watching Doc's stream right now, we just had a category 5 containment breach. Iskall has browsed tumblr and can't understand our lingo. Doc keeps mentioning 'a lewd story about me and Ren in the woods'. If it's particularly weird it gets shared in the hermitcraft discord. God help us.

God's dead and Doc killed him

my mod has officially published! download The Swaggon here!

thank you to everyone to encouraged and supported me in this :D

mod got updated with some few bug fixes and sprite cleaning o7

ALSO THANK YOU FOR 1K DOWNLOADS..

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

OP, hope you don’t mind--this got me thinking abt handling my own internal Sad Little Guy

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

this post contains notes

does it?

does it though?

Fuck is going on here

post expired

Son of no notes ghost post.

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

yeah okay ill reblog that omo

yipee im the only person to have interacted with this post

This post is fucking cursed

What if I bless it?

*wtf ghost sounds*

based on @/5ubmerged’s post on twitter :)

Shoutout to source connected fictives with sources that are widely disliked, considered problematic, or considered poorly written.

We really are the world's strongest soldiers.

Fool’s Paradise /// Loop

Special thanks two my friends Carol (cowsaresushi) and hatch for helping out with this comic!

Here’s the song that partially inspired the thing.

the videogame man is real and he will marry me you’ll all see

The amount of funnier as a system shit you see on tumblr.

half asleep and trying to stop Homelander from writing hate posts about t swift

He and one of ours would get along. The man existed for- like, two hours? Heard one T Swift song and made a face of pure disgust and said "You *like* this?"

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”

@cynaram

“I hear over at [neighbouring fandom] they’re putting the top field into fix-it fics.”

“Yes, ‘twould be.  They had a hard season last year, a right hard season.” 

“You think I ought to plant a little Sailor Moon Wild West AU? Don’t know if anything would come of it. Might not make it to harvest.”

“Won’t know until you plant it, will you?”

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

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