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{♡} Alright well the time has COME. Since I’ve been so wishy-washy on this blog, I’ve decided to ARCHIVE this blog. It’s been wonderful and I’ve met some beautiful partners. But do not despair–Harley will be ALIVE and ACTIVE on my multimuse blog.
You guys are wonderful and I adore you all!
Come find Harley at ivxrytxsteel!
{♡} Alright well the time has COME. Since I’ve been so wishy-washy on this blog, I’ve decided to ARCHIVE this blog. It’s been wonderful and I’ve met some beautiful partners. But do not despair--Harley will be ALIVE and ACTIVE on my multimuse blog.
You guys are wonderful and I adore you all!
Come find Harley at ivxrytxsteel!
☆ custospericulo ☆ highly ACTIVE ☆
✗ sicutxfur ✗ moderately ACTIVE ✗
♡ gothamxquxxn ♡ HIATUS ♡
Ⓖ girlinthebcr Ⓖ low ACTIVITY Ⓖ
“Oh, I did, did I?” Joker retorted, fixing his hair and letting out a short annoyed laugh. “You would recall me doing everything in my power to get you out of that mess.” He reminded pointing a finger. She wasn’t made to be on anyone’s team but his own and his rescue was fully selfish. “And this is what I get for thanks?!” He gestured to himself. “You stayed what, a week? Two weeks?” Just a taste of having her return before she vanished again. That irritated laugh again. “Stop playing games, Harley. Come home.”
“I am h o m e. I’m not goin’ nowhere with you.” Harley snapped, narrowing her eyes once more. She was being so t e m p t e d to blow his shitty little brains all over the floor. But still, she wouldn’t do it. Snatching up her grocery bag, she stormed to her bedroom and fixed him with a deadly g l a r e. “I got business to do. If you’re still out here when I get done, I am goin’ to shoot you. Nothin’ll s t o p me.”
“What happened to you?” Joker asked with intense curiosity and narrowed his eyes. “You’re not made for a solo act, Harley.” He reminded. “You were made to be a side piece.” He added, fueling the fire. “And for the record, coke isn’t all I’ve been doing since you left.” His arms decorated with track marks, Joker looked a wreck. “I can’t eat. I can’t sleep.” He admitted. “Not without you.” He added.
“Obviously. I’m n u t s, but even I can see you’ve been doin’ the hard shit.” Harley remarked without any sympathy, arching a blonde brow incredulously. She wasn’t in any mood for his b u l l s h i t act. She was done being a punching bag--a s i d e piece as he called it. “I’m my own show, b a b y--I don’t need you and you sure as hell don’t o w n me. I can handle myself. I went and s a v e d the whole world while you just twiddled your fuckin’ thumbs. I don’t need you--Not a n y m o r e, Mistah J.”
Her voice was level, serious, as her eyes burned into his p a t h e t i c frame.
“I’m not going anywhere without you.” Joker insisted. “Look at you!” He gestured, a disgusted expression on his face. “You’re getting fat without me.” He laughed, holding his shoulder. “Ya really let yourself go, didn’t you?” He jested, but he had no room to talk. His face had hollowed and body thinned from drink and drugs; eyes framed in purple circles of fatigue from his lack of sleep. All because of Harley’s absence in his life. Sure, she was strong without him…but he was weak without her.
He was t r y i n g to get himself killed. That little “jab” at her weight almost elicited a hiss of the real reason she looked so much more f i r m. Though she was quick to keep it on her tongue. “Cause I’m not sittin’ around snortin’ c o k e with you, you Bozo prick.” Harley snarled, trying to contemplate her next move. She needed him gone, out of her h a i r so she could take those tests and decide what to do with the r e s u l t s.
“Don’t you see I don’t wantcha no more? You’re nothin’ to me, Joker. I’ve got nothin’ to offer ya. Now get the fuck outta my house.”
Joker grunted in pain and his knees buckled as he took the pain for what it was; payback. The gun to the face was no surprise and as he straightened Joker smiled a maniacal grin and narrowed his eyes. “As if you could.” He said in challenge. “You wouldn’t be able to pull the trigger.” he predicted. “I dare you.”
“You don’t fuckin’ k n o w me then.” Harley hissed, her thumb flicking the safety off on the gun. She was f u r i o u s, her eyesight glazed over red rage. All she wanted to do was pull the trigger, but deep down she knew she’d n e v e r be able to do it. But if she didn’t--he’d be a t h o r n in her side until one of them killed the other.
Planting the heel of her shoe in his shoulder, kicking him back away from her. “Get the fuck outta my house.” She snarled.
✗ selina kyle/catwoman ✗ sicutxfur ✗ highly active ✗
♡ harleen quinzel/harley quinn ♡ gothamxquxxn ♡ hiatus ♡
Ⓖ dr. meredith grey, m.d., f.a.c.s. Ⓖ girlinthebcr Ⓖ minimal activity Ⓖ
♔ megan fortier/negan ♔ thesavicur ♔ minimal activity ♔
“Last I checked you were my piece of property and you ask for permission before doing anything.” Joker snapped back, helping himself to a bottle of apple juice. “I’m not going anywhere without you.” Joker confessed, standing and closing their distance. “You have no purpose without me.” Joker hummed, reaching out and holding Harley’s face. “Without me you’re just trash.”
“I don’t belong to n o o n e.” Harley hissed, kneeing him in the crotch, anything to get him away from her. She thought she l o v e d him at one point, and maybe something was still t h e r e--but she wasn’t going to give him that satisfaction. Stumbling back, she reached behind her and pulled out her gun, aiming it directly for his f a c e.
“And I was t r a s h when I was with ya, you sonuvabitch.” She growled, narrowing her eyes in anger. “So do yourself a favor and get the f u c k out of my apartment before I blow your brains all ova my apartment. Cause I sure as fuck don’t feel like cleanin’ it up.”
Joker hadn’t stopped thinking about Harley since day three of her being out of the picture. It disgusted him that she had wrapped her memories around his like she did. Made him sick that he missed her. Him, a narcissistic megalomaniac psychopath, actually missing someone? Seemed unlikely really. He found solace at the bottom of a bottle, several bottles. Maybe if he got fucked up enough and focused on anger and murder she wouldn’t be in his mind. But she was always there, like an unwelcome bag caught high up in a tree. He didn’t want to be the weak one and show up within the first month of their breakup, and he waited till the second week in the second month to find her.
“What am I doing here?” Joker retorted, “What are you doing here? He asked sharply. "I never gave you permission to move out. What do you think you’re doing?” He growled, sitting casual and nonchalantly at her small dinning room table as he smoked a cigar. “Where ya been, huh?” He inquired.
“Last I checked, I’m a g r o w n ass woman and I don’t need your permission to move b a c k into my old apartment.” Harley snapped back, eyes flaring in irritation. Acting nonchalantly, she threw her bag into her bedroom and shut the door behind her, stalking over to the window to pry it open--the smell of the cigar was making her n a u s e o u s. Rolling her eyes, she kicked her boots off, wriggling her bare toes in her carpet in relief. They’d already begun to s w e l l--and she was starting to think that maybe she wouldn’t need those stupid ass tests in the first place.
“I’ve been here--getting away from y o u. What part of ‘eat shit and d i e’, didn’t you understand?” She huffed, pulling her blonde locks from her usual p e r k y pigtails. Despite how annoyed she was that he was present in her apartment, she wasn’t going to stop herself from getting comfortable. She was t e r r i f i e d that he’d find out about her little secret, but she’d give acting nonchalant a shot before pulling out her gun.
“I’ve gotta pee--you need to get the f u c k outta my place. Like yestaday.”
So pick me. Choose me.
indie, selective meredith grey rp Ⓖ mun & muse 21+ Ⓖ 4+ years experience
With the promise that he could come to the ultrasound, he smiled, knowing that this was going to bring them closer together. A baby wasn’t something neither of them planned but if they both wanted it, what was the point in fighting against it? He just hoped that her parents would be happy for them or would it be another lecture of how they should be married. What would her parents have to say if they knew about his issues at the university?
Following her into the bedroom, he leaned against the wall watching as she undressed and moved into the bathroom. A smile spread on his lips at her comment, shaking his head a little as he laughed softly, running a hand through his hair, “ in my defence, baby, you know I haven’t smoked in nearly a y e a r before today… I guess I just reached my breaking point but I will quit, don’t you worry, last slip up, I p r o m i s e, ” he shouldn’t have said that because there was a part of him that knew the months ahead were going to be extremely stressful. There was also his fear now that to anyone and everyone if he proposed to Harley any point in the future before the baby was born, it would look like he wanted to marry her b e c a u s e she was pregnant, no matter how much he said he had the ring before he knew and he loves her. Shaking his head, he moved to their collection of DVDs, pulling out a few of Harley’s favourites, figuring it was only fair that since he had acted like a child and she was the one who was pregnant he could suffer through watching The Notebook or whatever it was she would want to watch.
Moving back into the bedroom when he heard her come out of the bathroom, he smiled at her, holding up a few of her favourites as he moved over to sit beside her, “ got a few for you to chose because I figured that was better than me picking one and you being grumpy over my choice, just teasing, baby… so pick your favourite out of your favourites and we’ll watch that, ” he smiled, pressing a kiss to her forehead. Despite how b a d l y this evening had started, they had made it through again, made it out the other side and still t o g e t h e r, nothing was going to tear them apart, “ do you need anything before I get comfortable? ”
“Yeah well, it’s gonna be a w e e k at least till I can get rid of the smell in the house.” Harley hummed, pulling the blanket and sheet back to crawl into bed, Her eyes fluttered shut, relishing in the comfort of their bed. It felt like it had been d a y s since she was last able to relax in that bed, to feel like she was laying on c l o u d s--even if it had only been 14 hours. Still, the familiar warmth that her quilt brought her coaxed a soft sigh out of her throat. Beneath the blanket, her tiny hands slipped down past her chest, to rest on her still flat belly.
It blew her m i n d that there was a tiny being, probably the size of a lentil or another bean. She still wondered how, in all of their efforts of “p r o t e c t i o n” that it somehow failed. It wasn’t like she was a particular believer in f a t e, but maybe there was some reason that this happened. Maybe this was s u p p o s e d to happen.
Harley opened her eyes and smiled, shaking her head. “Oh no you d o n’ t--don’t make me feel like the hormonal pregnant lady just yet.” She grinned, though she made a small grimace. “Even if I’ve already been acting like one. Look, Jack--I’m really s o r r y about how I’ve been acting. I know it’s not fair to you, and frankly--I’m surprised you’re still with me. But I’m not complaining.” She leaned over and pressed a kiss to his cheek, her thumb tenderly stroking his cheek.
“So, my next question is--how did this h a p p e n? I thought you were always so careful...daddy.” She grinned, teasing him gently.
Jack bit on his lower lip, watching as she got changed as he sat on the sofa buttoning his shirt back up. He h a t e d this, it made it feel cheap and even more w r o n g than it already was. She deserved more than just a quick fuck in his office and it just made him more e x c i t e d for their weekend away. She was everything he had been searching for in a partner - fun, sexy, challenging, beautiful, wild, witty and just so a m a z i n g. He was so l u c k y to have found someone so perfect for him, especially when he had thought that he would be alone for the rest of his life.
“ Maybe I’ll have a look online and see what I can find, maybe something new as I think I’m pretty good cook, ” Jack admitted, staying sat as he watched her continue to get ready to leave. He knew if he stood up and he touched her again, she wouldn’t be leaving any time soon. He leaned into the kiss as she came over, a small smile on his face as he looked up at her.
“ See you tomorrow, Miss Quinzel. Enjoy the rest of your evening. ” Jack smiled, looking up at her. He had noticed that in her hurry to leave, she had completely forgotten to ask for her underwear back and he wasn’t about to hand them back over. He would w a i t until she had noticed she had gone home without them and let the t e a s i n g begin.
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As soon as the door closed behind her, Harley let out a quiet sob, just to herself. It seemed so c l a n d e s t i n e, and a part of that was thrilling and exciting and a r o u s i n g. But there was this other dark side to it, something that screamed how v u l g a r things were. She wouldn’t be able to blame anyone if they were to find out--naturally, they would a s s u m e the worst. She supposed that it was pretty b a d: a teacher having sex with his student.
Jesus, this all felt like an overwhelming cliche’. She c a r e d about Jack--there was something so m a g n e t i c about him. Something that physically d r e w her in. It was something that would lead to w i t h d r a w a l if she had to give it up.
Harley hurried home, rushing up to her room, shutting the door behind her with a sigh. Plopping on her bed, she kept her eyes trained the canopy of her bed. He had her wrapped around his f i n g e r--completely and utterly undone.
[text: Jack] so, i’ve got a few links to some vegan recipes, so i can make a list for things we need for our weekend
[text: Jack] is there anything special you want me to put on the list for you? ;)
Jason did not have the time or the p a t i e n c e to deal with Harley Quinn tonight, especially knowing that wherever she was, the Joker was l u r k i n g around somewhere. He would never let himself fall back into that trap, he was back and nothing was going to stop that. He raised an eyebrow under his red helmet, folding his arms across his chest.
“ Why do you i n s i s t on being the most annoying woman in the whole of Gotham City? ” Jason snapped, leaning against the wall as he tried to figure out e x a c t l y what she could want. At the moment, it seemed like she just wanted to piss him off and he would not hesitate to show how making him a n g r y was a bad idea.
“ What do you want, Quinn? Because I am not in the m o o d to deal with you tonight. ”
“Aw, I get all g o o e y inside when you sweet talk me, little b i r d y.” Harley cooed, dangling from the railing of the overhead staircase. Her legs were crossed to keep her from falling, to keep herself from further s c r a m b l i n g her already fragile psyche. “Or maybe it’s just in my panties.”
The blonde let out a loud squeal of a giggle, keeping her blue hues trained on the red-helmeted f r e a k. She often wondered why she’d feel an occasional s t a b of pain when she thought about what she let her p u d d i n’ do to the boy. She had always had a soft spot for children, even b a t b r e a t h’ s little parade of orphans. (seriously, he always had a back-up--how many o r p h a n s were there in gotham anyway?) Still, she brushed it aside, priding herself and determined to prove him right in the scope of how a n n o y i n g she could get.
“So, I’ve gotta q u e s t i o n for ya--what happens when ya s n e e z e in that thing? Do ya just get s n o t n’ shit all over the place or what?”
“I don’t think your hair weighs that much,” She commented, moving over to run her own hands through Harley’s newly cut hair. “It’s a shame though, I kind of liked your dyed ends.. But you are much prettier without it.” The woman cooed, pecking Harley’s nose with a kiss before she stood up. “Oh no, I’m not letting you cook- beside, I already started making dinner. I’m making us tomato and cheese tarts, the oven is just heating up..” Ivy crossed her arms over her chest, eyeing the other woman. She looked pretty with her hair short.. or was it just due to Harley plainly being a beautiful woman? Either way, the blonde earned herself another kiss on the nose.
“Pfft--what d’you k n o w? You’re a plant d o c t a.” Harley grinned, leaning forward to peck Ivy’s nose with her tongue briefly, a split second. Her hand ran through her cropped locks,
“And my cookin’ is n o t that b a d , Ivy. Y’know I’ve been watchin’ a lot of those little videos on Facebook an’ I think I got the hang of it!” She mused, getting to her feet and following her, folding her hands behind her back. “I mean, I’m positive that I can make a bomb-ass vegan panini.” She huffed, dancing on her toes.
“ Where do you think you’re going? “ ” I really don’t want you hanging out with them. “ ” Where have you been all night? “ ” I think it would be a good idea to get tracking devices. “ ” I’m putting cameras up all around the house for security. “ ” Don’t leave the house with the pocket knife or mase. “ ” I think we should get some better security. “ ” I’m going to get us a dog for security purposes. “ ” You really need to find better friends. “ ” I don’t think your friends are really your friends. “ ” Okay, call me as soon as you get there. “ ” Don’t you dare text and drive! “ ” Please don’t text while you’re driving. “ ” Is that outfit really appropriate? “ ” I think we should go shopping for your new clothes. “ ” He careful when you go to walk down the steps. “ ” Always knock before going inside. “ ” You have the emergency contact list right? “ ” Are you skipping school again? You know I’m going to give you a talk. “ ” I don’t want you going anywhere with those people. “ ” You aren’t aloud out past ten, you know that. “ ” Hey, I don’t make the rules around here. “ ” You should probably stay home with us tonight. “ ” Why don’t you stay home and have some family time? “ ” You missed family game night for that? “ ” That’s the second time tonight you missed family game night? “ ” I can’t believe you’re dissing us for your fake friends. “ ” Hey, why don’t you come out and socialize with your family? “ ” Look, I’m just worried about you is all. “ ” You don’t want me to take you to school? “ ” Where are you going? I can give you a ride. “ ” You’re not allowed to go out without one of your brothers or sisters. “ ” You can go as long as your brother/sister can go too. “ ” I put double locks on all the windows in the house. “ ” I think we should move to a nicer neighborhood. “ ” I do not want you out driving at night. “ ” I dont want anyone out while the storm is coming. “ ” Remember to stay indoors when the storm comes. “ ” We need to go over our fire escape route again. “ ” You aren’t supposed to shower during storms, dear. “ ” Are you feeling okay? Want me to draw you a bath? “ ” You’re sick, just stay home today and rest. “ ” I don’t want you to be home alone. “ ” Would you like to come to work with me today? “ ” Why haven’t you answered any of my calls or texts? “ ” You do not ignore me like that again. “ ” I can’t believe I’ve been up all night worried sick! “ ” No, you could get alcohol poison. “ ” I don’t want anyone drinking in this house. “ ” What happened to all that money I gave you? “
