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Tired™️

@eversleepingriv / eversleepingriv.tumblr.com

I tried making this look nice bc of my “brand” but at this point it’s fucking Tumblr no one gives a flying fuck. Am an adult, so mind yourselves.
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naomixxz

How to read candle flames~

Dancing flame - reground and put some focus towards your spell or question

High steady flame - yes

Low steady flame - no

Violent flickering flame - no do not reattempt this spell or ask question again

Sputtering crackling flame - there is more complex answer than a yes or no it could mean maybe or possibly

Dual flame - thinking, wait for answer

left leaning - yes

right leaning - no

will not light - try again later, another time

will not go out - you are NOT done with your spell!

candle goes out before you are done - wait, this is not right time :p

I hope it helps! (if im not right pls tell me!)

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Ever just wanna like… idk not exist? My existence is going down a steep hill and the brakes were never installed. I just can’t.

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micamicster

There’s a note written into my family’s recipe book SPECIFICALLY STATING do not! be tempted to double the pancake recipe! And every year we’re like hmm seems fake. Better double it

Lmao get doubled idiot

Recipe annotations brought to you by our hubris. To the tune of 43 pancakes

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These updates are all proof that this app sucks and hasn’t gotten better since it’s “prime” in 2013-2015

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Ever just wish you could have one of those stupid watt pad fanfics where you do fall in love with Prince Charming and get married and have your happily ever after? Yeah…

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I dunno maybe I want someone to hold my hand as I sit in this goddamn emergency department unable to fully command my leg to move.

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Please don’t let Tumblr become a thing again good gods

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music

Artist of the Month: 5 Seconds of Summer

The month of September is coming to a close but 5 Seconds of Summer has one more meme reaction for you.

If that's not enough, submit a 5SOS meme here for a chance to be featured on 5SOS' Tumblr. 😎

5SOS’ new album "5SOS5" is out now so be sure to listen to it right here!

that's real nice guys, but uh WHEN YA COMING BACK TO EDMONTON, I SAW THAT OILERS JERSEY, PLS COME BACK

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Tone tags are not your punchline.

Tone tags like “/j” “/srs” etc are accessibility tools. They help neurodivergent people understand the explicit tone of written text that would otherwise be only implicit and therefore difficult for us to understand. If you use tone tags in a joking or disingenuous manner, you’re not only going to end up confusing a lot of people, but it’s also just plain ableist to make a joke out of an accessibility tool, something that a lot of us rely on to understand and communicate with people online.

Especially considering the whole point of tone tags is for them to be used in the most genuine, accurate manner possible, someone knowingly misusing them just means they’re doubling down on their ableist disregard for neurodivergent people who might read it.

If you post something somewhere as a joke but end it with a “/srs,” fix it. Delete it. Don’t do it again. Tone tags are not your punchline.

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