Send my muse a question and something you want them to do. My muse will have to choose between answering the question truthfully or doing whatever action the dare is! Could involve other muses, or not, asker’s choice!

• ❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞
• ❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞
• ❝ succ ❞
• ❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
• ❝ n - nani ?!? ❞
• ❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
• ❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞
• ❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
• ❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞
• ❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
• ❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞
• ❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞
• ❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞
• ❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞
• ❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞
• ❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞
• ❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞
• ❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞
• ❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞
• ❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
• ❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞
• ❝ nice . >:] ❞
• ❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
• ❝ the more you know ! ❞
• ❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
• ❝ epic jojoke . ❞
• ❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞
• ❝ are you sure about that ? ❞
• [ dabs ]
• ❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞
• ❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞
• ❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
• ❝ we are number one ! ❞
• ❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞
• ❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞
• ❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
• ❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞
• ❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
• ❝ POOTIS . ❞
• ❝ ECH . ❞
• ❝ do not presume . ❞
• ❝ i’m gay . ❞
• ❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞
• ❝ expand dong . ❞
• ❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞
• ❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞
• ❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞
• ❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
• ❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞
• ❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
• ❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
• ❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞
• ❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞
• ❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞
• ❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
• ❝ WOOMY . ❞
• ❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
• ❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
• ❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞
• ❝ exotic butters . ❞
• ❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
• ❝ what does the fox say ? ❞
• ❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
• ❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞
• ❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞
• ❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞
• ❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
• ❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞
• ❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
• ❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞
• ❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
• ❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
• ❝ owo what’s this ? ❞
• ❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞
• ❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
• ❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞
• ❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
• ❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
• ❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞
• ❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞
• ❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
• ❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞
• ❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞
• ❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
• ❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
• ❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
• ❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞
• ❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
• ❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
• ❝ ya like jazz ? ❞
• ❝ ow the edge ❞
• ❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞
• ❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
• ❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
• ❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞
• ❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞
• ❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞
• ❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
• ❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
• ❝ DOH ! ❞
• ❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
• ❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞
• ❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
• ❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
• ❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞
• ❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞
• ❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
• ❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞
• ❝ look at this photograph ! ❞
• ❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
• ❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
• ❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞
• ❝ can’t touch this . ❞
• ❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

{ INDIE & SELECTIVE 2P PRUSSIA — HISTORICAL & HEADCANON BASED — WRITTEN BY KIT }