Hand Grenade

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

I don’t think the club could handle her

Happy April 8th to those who celebrate💙

Shyama Golden (Sri Lankan-American, 1983) - Cover Art for Ravens (2019)

─ Ixion Chained in Tartarus by Alexandre Denis Abel de Pujol (1824)

german hunting knives

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

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Reply to melekg38's comment:

"Can you maybe show me how you do these different hijab styles? I'm also a hijabi but idk how to do my hijab like that"

Femme Presenting days:

Neutral Presenting days:

Androgynous Presenting days:

Masc Presenting days:

- Traditional Turban (I like to wear it in a larger turban style, since this style is used for both men and women)

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[Additional ID: At the very beginning, text reads “My go to hijab styles as a gender-fluid Muslim!” The username is Adelinabunny /end ID]

every day rights are being lost in the usa and europe but it's only west asia and africa that are backwards and 100% homo and transphobic and deserve imperialism and colonialism and genocide. the whole world hates gay and trans people. stop being racist and pretending it's because you actually care about bigotry. the people who are part of our community in these countries are suffering and dying

i need to be shrunk down to the size of a dormouse and gently laid to sleep in a porcelain sugar bowl

i think this would fix me

This would 100% fix me also, but I would like to be foonted out of a cardboard tube a few times first because I think it would be fun wheeee!

2024 RISK map for transgender people in the us

why "do not travel" for Florida? like, i wouldn't ever want to move to Florida but i do vosit family there

you can read the article with the map and she explains it there

another car opinion is that they shouldn't have touch screens

if you need to do something with your car (ex: adjust the AC) you should be able to do it based off of touch and minimal sight; without knobs and buttons for tactile orientation youre ... staring at an ipad while driving? awesome trend we've started

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

One day I made a Tumblr, now I've been here ten years,

I've stayed through every update that left the userbase in tears,

And I don't regret a second, for here's the truth, you see:

I'm not locked in here with you, friend; you're locked in here with me.

andriy vutyanov

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account