2D: Wait, so it's all Robert Smith?
Russel: Always has been.
Noodle: sometimes, when something bad happens, i like to play music to calm people down.
Russel, sighing: what is it this time?
Noodle, standing up and strumming her guitar frantically: ♪ 2D AND I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE ♪
Russel: have you guys seen Murdoc? i can't find him anywhere.
Noodle: don't worry, i got this. hey, 2D?
2D: yeah?
Noodle: say something.
2D: like what?
Noodle: anything will do. anything that's going on inside that head of yours right now.
2D: well, i was just thinking; trains are basically sideways elevators—
Murdoc, from across the house: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
Noodle: he's in the bathroom.
Russel: i— thanks?
Russell: Murdoc y'all need to sit your ass down and eat a fuckin snickers.
Murdoc: And why the hell would i do that?!
Russell: Because your being a lil bitch cause your ass is hungry
*Murdoc then eats a Snickers bar and is a decent human being the end*
russel: how are y-
noodle: we did a buzzfeed quiz! “which std are you? find out with ten simple questions”
russel:
noodle: I got crabs! 2-D: I’m herpes! ace: gonorrhea!
russel: wait what about murdoc?
noodle:
ace: he got “all of the above”
We're alive and would love some suggestions, or shit, someone draw some fanart! Or if you have, tag it! Love to see artistic renderings of shit Gorillaz 100% actually said
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Murdoc, upset: I hate you with every inch of my being.
2D, boldly: That’s not a lot of inches.
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“I’m a disastard. Disaster Bastard.”
— - Murdoc
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“Trust me, Murdoc, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.”
-Noodle
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“Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I’m older I’ve learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes.”
- Murdoc
"'It’s time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future!'"
-Murdoc Niccals
-Murdoc enters the studio, last-
Russel: This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.
With your help kids (submissions and requests), we can bring this blog back from the half-dead
2-D: you know, it takes a lot of effort for me to appear this fabulous
noodle (tying 2-D’s shoelaces): yeah, my effort
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2D: “I don’t know what’s around the corner. My mum taught me that.”
Interviewer: “How’d she teach you that?”
2D: “She said Stuart you never know what’s around the corner.”
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I have to wear a new T-shirt every night. I throw them into the audience. One day I’m going to go around the world and reclaim all my T-shirts.
2D