bullymagnet reblogged
[SLIDES DOWN THE HILL ON MY BOKO SHIELD LIKE IN BOTW, BOKO SHIELD SHATTERS, AND I WIPE OUT INTO THE GARBAGE BINS AND GET REVIVED BY MIPHA]
[SLIDES DOWN THE HILL ON MY BOKO SHIELD LIKE IN BOTW, BOKO SHIELD SHATTERS, AND I WIPE OUT INTO THE GARBAGE BINS AND GET REVIVED BY MIPHA]
next on paranatural: johnny confesses his love for max and is instantly sent to super mega hell
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this one was sent after the finale of a certain show, wasn’t it.
“in my dream last night johnny tried to kiss max and max stopped him and very grimly warned him that he didn't know what he was capable of and i don't know what the FUCK that means but i woke up laughing about it”
i have this wack-ass idea rolling around in my head called multiverse manhunt which is a crossover fanfic and is exactly as it sounds
and the temptation is extremely high to have max and johnny in it as paranatural’s ambassadors.
imagine max and johnny in just a hugebig game of glorified hideandseektag. imagine their dysfunctional alliance. this is hitball without the stakes and they had a perfectly good time screwing around when there were stakes. i want to write it so bad. but the ADHD.
#personal#This Is Stupid#the game i was coding broke and i dont know why so im trying to distract myself from the overwhelming sadness#i just#the reason i love bullymagnet so much is that max and johnny are a comedic minefield#fluff is awesome but i love imagining them in ridiculous scenarios#because that's where they shine
bullymagnet reblogged
oh yeah i forgot to upload this
this is fancomic canon
oh yeah i forgot to upload this
#my art#paranatural#i mean this isn't technically bullymagnet#they're just standing next to each other#and my favorite AMV song for characters who are just standing next to each other is#iris by the goo goo dolls#nightcore version#AND I DON'T WANT THE WOOORORRLLLD TO SE EE MEEEEE#CAUSE I DOOOOON'T TH#[disconnected out of context shots of max and johnny in black and white and slow motion]#i don't even know what i'm saying anymore i have the worst stomach ache of my life.
Max and Johnny (jhonny) have cat and dog energy, but like the feral version
this is a perfectly accurate description of them
ok who told the robots i was back.
"Give me your lunch money!" johnny said, going to order for max so that this time they will indeed not put any pickles in his burg
LMFAO
galaxy brain idea: shaking your OWN boyfriend down for his allowance to ensure he WON’T be inconvenienced!!!!!!
Anonymous asked:
In Johnny's brain he's so excited to be cool and suave boyfriend, offering his jacket and impressing Max. In reality, Johnny sees the slightest hint of frost and makes a beeline for Max, almost tripping in his attempt to get his jacket off before he arrives
the way i like imagining bullymagnet as boyfriends is basically just your standard 12 year old friends mutually crushing on each other and hanging out as usual
right up until one of them is faced with a Classic Dating Trope and just freaking TRIPPING over themself either nonchalantly avoiding it out of insecurity (max) or diving headfirst into it out of pure excitement (johnny)
speaking of clothes like this tweet if you miss max’s vest from chapter one
Anonymous asked:
now that youre back. lets ask the important question: who steals more clothes from who?
this is a good question. on the one hand, you would think that johnny, who holds nothing sacred, would have no problem with taking max’s hoodies and/or hats. as “boyfriend tax.” but on the other hand. i think deep down inside his walnut sized brain, johnny wants to be the lad who offers his jacket to his boyfriend when he’s cold. this comes across very aggressively in practice. meanwhile aloof max just enjoys the show. eventually the things that are his will cycle back to him.
Anonymous asked:
AAAHHHHHH *visible excitement*
WELCOME BACK!
... WAIT, I’M THE ONE WHO’S BACK
YOOOOOO!!!!!
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Anonymous asked:
!!! HEY!! Welcome back!!
!!! THANKS!!!!!!