the fact that i have the energy of a 6’5 man and yet i still need a step stool in my kitchen is to keep me humble

the flyers can be broken down into three categories: milfs, himbos, and the oh-so-controversial middle ground that can only be described as “milfbos”

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a tentative venn diagram

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Acts Of Service | Elias Pettersson

Summary: When people have different love languages, sometimes it’s hard to understand what the other is trying to say. 4 times Elias shows you he loves you, and the 1 time you tell him. Words: 7.5k (whoops) Note: This concept was very interesting to explore. Also yes, this entire thing was written because of that one picture of Elias in that blue sweater stepping out of the car like a fucking GQ model.

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(Some time ago)

“Didn’t you say there’s an apartment free in your building?” Brock asked as soon as you answered the phone, forgoing the “hello”.

“Hello, Brock, my very good friend, how nice to talk to you! How are you doing?” you deadpanned.

At least he had the decency to sound ashamed. “Ah, yes, hi. Sorry. I’m just in a hurry and it’s important.”

You frowned. “Why? Are you looking to move?”

“No.” Brock laughed. “Stetch would kill me. No, it’s about the rookie. Petey? I told you about him. Swedish, quiet, best fucking hands in the league.”

Yes. Brock had told you about the rookie, although you still thought it dumb to call him that. Brock was basically still a rookie himself.

“What does that have to do with my apartment building?”

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As friends ft. Quinn Hughes

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Summary: 4 times that Quinn has you do something as friends + 1 time when it’s more.

Request: Absolutely none. Once again this is one that has been bugging me while I’m working.

A/N: This concept came to while I was in the middle of my shift. It started as Quinn asking a friend on a really adorable date, and it kind of just exploded and became this. It was originally suppose to be like….. a third of this length and somehow ended up as a 4+1

Warnings:

Word count: 5.8k

It had been a crisp October morning when you first met the rowdy group of hockey players at a charity event. They had come through and caught everyone’s attention with their loud laughter, and their general personalities. Somehow you had been roped into spending your day more or less babysitting the likes of Brock Boeser, Elias Pettersson, and Quinn Hughes. During those hours of rushing around and the chirps flowing back and forth a friendship had begun to form.

Over the following months your apartment became a hub of hockey players whenever there was a day off. They all swore that your tiny apartment had felt more like home than there own places, and that you made the best food which apparently was a lethal combination to you ever getting any alone time. You didn’t mind though. There was something about the way they filled your life that made it feel complete.

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going-full-shmoo

likeshootingstarsinthenightsky asked:

So, I can't get this out of my head, but PLD with a baby. Speaking French to the lil baby, just overall being a soft dad.

going-full-shmoo answered:

@likeshootingstarsinthenightsky this has definitely been one of my favorite conversations with you and honestly i could write about this all day

REQUEST HERE / RULES

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his smile is one of my favorite things I can’t get over it
so let’s get this out of the way
he’d be the softest fucking dad in the world - doesn’t matter if the little peanut is adopted or natural
adoption is always an option - remember that kids
you can tell he’s really good with kids, so when the little one came into your life, you knew he’d be in his element
the instant he wakes up, he’s got your little one attached to him easily
baby wakes up crying in the middle of the night?
he’s got it taken care of
that baby is almost always in his arms when they aren’t in yours, or in the baby carrier
he’s very protective so he feels like if they aren’t directly with him that something might happen
you tried your best to tell him that its fine, but honestly the image of a tiny baby in his arms is too flipping cute to resist
so, the image of him carrying your little baby becomes a regular thing in your house
but the thing that melts your heart the most?
he is constantly talking to the baby, both in english and french
he talks to them like they can actually understand him, almost like they are having a real conversation
one morning you walk to the nursery to hear him talking to the baby as he’s getting them ready for the day
“We are going to have such a good day today little one. We’ll have food, we’ll watch some movies, we’ll do some tummy time…”
he just rambles on about what their plans are and everything, like its normal
and the baby just babbles along happily, with their soft dad responding to them
as he’s getting them dressed they let out a little whimper
“Oh you don’t like this one? What about this one” and he holds up another onesie that gets a happy babble
“We are going to look so good today little one…I think its breakfast time!” you hear him
and you know he’s just got the biggest smile on his face
you watch as the two of them go about the kitchen, the baby in the baby carrier on his chest so Pierre would have his hands free
“Do you think that they would like waffles or eggs?”
“*happy baby babbles*”
“You’re right, both is good. Lots of syrup too”
you finally walk in and make your presence known, and he just turns around with a smile
“There they are! Finally awake! Time for morning kisses?”
“*more happy baby babbles*”
“That’s what I was thinking” and he leans in to give you a morning kiss “They are the best, right after you of course. And they do deserve kisses all the time”
and he leans down to press a soft kiss on the baby’s head too
the baby lets out one lil happy squeal and he’s like “Do you want another kiss too?”
and he just lets you take the little one from him to give them a kiss before they are once again asking to go back to him
ugh god its so soft
later one he’s holding them in his lap and they are watching some cartoon movie thats appropriate for babies and the two of them are just chattering away
the baby is making all sorts of noises and he’s like “That’s exactly what I was thinking. The characters are so one dimensional. Where’s the EMOTION” like he’s doing a review of the show
sometimes he brings them into your room while you’re both getting ready for the day and he asks their opinion on what tie he should wear
“Should I go with the blue or the red tie?”
“*babbles*”
“You’re right, blue matches the suit better…”
the two of them pretend you’re a model and when you walk out he’s like “WOW AREN’T THEY AMAZING”
and the little one just lets out the cutest little giggles and smiles
when he’s putting them to bed you can hear him just rambling in french about how much he loves them and how he’s always going to protect them
every now and again you catch him humming an old lullaby that he remembered from when he was a kid
and its just the softest thing in the world
that kid will grow up to know both english and french thanks to their soft dad
but will also never forget just how soft he is for them, and just how much he loves them
that’s an absolute promise

~~Ugh god its so soft I could die~~

hockeyandhimbos

literally I don’t even WANT kids and this made me SO DAMN SOFT

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boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E's with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E's and adults fucking hated them

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rustyskateblade

SIGH i’m just thinkin like. what do nhl players need to be pretty for. i’m not attracted to these men but what pray tell IS sidney crosby going to do with all that ass? let’s put our personal preferences aside and ask, why taylor hall got them princess peach DSLs for? what IS nolan patrick playin at with the come-fuck-me eyes/virginal blush combo?? just be quiet and play this dumb sport that i love so much, you should be fined if you look pretty while doing it. this is an embarrassing post but i’m right

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art-on-ice

Nico and Nolan catching up postgame vs. a couple of dandies. (Robert Dighton. Portrait of George ‘Beau’ Brummell. 1805. & Mattheus Verheyden. Portrait of Gerard Cornelis van Riebeeck. c 1755.) (inspired by @swish-swish-nyoom-nyoom‘s tags on this post)

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vladislavgavrikov

An ongoing series of pierre-luc dubois smiling on public transportation

hockeymenorattractiveboys

Ok but the 1st one is like flirty smirk and the 2nd one is so soft!! They both kill me

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leafsbabe

Anonymous asked:

To that gay anon that wants to [REDACTED] Kirby in the shower: that's some relatable content.

Signed, another gay anon

leafsbabe answered:

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savoies

Anonymous asked:

Jack is more conventionally attractive but something about Quinn’s constant look of existential dread and only having about 7% of life in his eyes at any given moment is very relatable and gives me a major soft spot for him

savoies answered:

anon yeah i have to agree. you stated it perfectly.