Me, sipping a drink: This tastes like sewer water

Then don’t drink it?

pink ✿✿✿

Bigfoot was Bob Evans all along

Well, @dream-quartz , I’m glad you asked. The evidence has been right in front of us for years, yet somehow we’ve never noticed.

First of all, we know that Bigfoot is know for his big, well, feet. Sightings provide us with the knowledge of exactly how big, 24 inches

Allow me to direct your attention to our friend Bob, who also has surprisingly large feet.

Coincidence? I think not.

If you still aren’t convinced, let me show you the newest piece of evidence.

A well known picture, right? The Bigfoot we all know and love. But wait! What’s this?

A very similar photograph showing someone else?

And if I’m not mistaken, that blurred face looks awfully….

…Familiar

I think I’ve made my point clear. I know it’s hard to believe that we avoided the evidence for so long, but now that I’ve seen this, I can’t be convinced otherwise

Fame

Welp, here’s a pointless political compass parody.

(This graph is meant as a joke so DO NOT take it seriously)

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red hot silly peppers :)

*selfie doesn’t get the attention i want it 2 get* me: u guys are so rude to me. u know what? ill just delete since u don’t care bout me. is that what u guys want from me ,? deletion ?, when i die. then u will realize .

just in case you havent heard it today:

Attention all artists and writers!!!

Remember: S.I.N.S.

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

Its all fun and games until someone games the fun

In a age of fake news there’s only one source that we can trust

I finished it! Such a heartwarming game..