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thinking about checo knowing off the top of his head that roscoe doesn’t travel far and is vegetarian, and the fact that he was so familiar to him that roscoe felt comfortable enough to jump into his car

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Anonymous asked:

Wait Nico was bullied in the paddock for being too pretty?

blorbocedes answered:

*pulls out the jenson button book*

Incidentally, it has to be said that in F1 our nickname game is pretty weak, with Christian names – Lewis, Kimi, Sebastian – being the most common informality, and initials like JB and DC reserved for the truly adventurous. That said, Team Button was responsible for one or two good ones, and having been the victim of them at school (‘Zipper’, ‘Jennifer’), I was more than willing to dish them out. Dad became ‘Papa Smurf’, named after he grew a Papa Smurf-like beard, but perhaps the best one was ‘Britney’ for Nico Rosberg, because he used to have long, wavy hair. I remember him walking into a night club in Tokyo, spotting our lot and looking very happy to see us until I stood up and yelled, ‘Britney! Hit me baby one more time,’ across the club at him. The smile turned upside down pretty quickly.

- source: How To Be An F1 Driver, by Jenson Button

Mark Webber was also the one who popularised the nickname, by saying "Britney's in the wall" when Nico crashed in 2006.

"Nico Rosberg is beautiful. We call Nico 'Britney' because he's so beautiful. He should win I think," replied Button, upon being told female French journalists voted him as most beautiful driver.

Nico hated the nickname 💀😭

tldr: yes he got bullied for being too pretty, he really was that bitch. and we're not even gonna touch the fact that jenson had a huge crush on Britney Spears and also married a britney 💀no need to get fruedian with it

in 2010, someone even stuck a picture of Britney Spears on Nico's passport to prank him

here's Lewis and Jenson singing happy birthday to Nico calling him britney

And finally, the nickname sticks even now with last year's grill the grid of Max calling him Britney ^—^

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