*good-looking older man wearing a nice suit winks at me in an elevator*

Me internally: DOES THAT MEAN HE WANTS TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY

Goddess Duckie descending from the heavens and gracing us with her charm.

Online Sugar

Decided to make this post as I’m always asked about how to swipe on Tinder and Bumble. This is the profile of the millionaire I met this summer. He had:

✔️current company

✔️ clear photos (more than one a plus)

✔️ listed his alma mater

✔️age

His bio provided plenty of information to run with (great for first dates and for the pre-date background check/web search). This is a great example of a profile to SWIPE RIGHT on.

JEWISH 🤑🤑

@sbabydiary another pro tip 🤣🤣

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„Into you, into the world, into the woods.“ - Rainer Maria Rilke, The Book of Images, „To Say Before Going to Sleep“

walking the woods #300  *22 july 2018

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

I am changing. I am growing. I am becoming better. 

May our romantic experiences require passports, 5 and 6 star hotels and resorts, fine dining, shopping sprees & endless resources ✨

As a SUGAR BABY, don’t listen to anyone telling you to settle for a PPM. Nothing wrong with that but the long term goal is longevity. Cash without asking. Gifts without seeing eachother. Money without meeting. Why settle for a PPM when you can master the art of seduction and get that same PPM amount without ever even taking your clothes off. If you can’t convince a man to give you money from kisses and good talk game then wyd sis?

Side note, absolutely nothing wrong with PPM but that should never be the goal. That’s not sugaring, that’s something else.

Men on seeking arrangement when you tell them you’re seeking an arrangement

A man that’s not really going to sugar asks:

“Can you come to me?”

“Can you travel to me?”

“Can we meet half way?”

A man that’s fully prepared to sugar says

“I want to see you, I’ll pay for transportation”

“You come to me on my tab”

“I’ll come to you”

Y’all gotta start reading between the lines you want a man that’s going to sugar you, you want one that knows exactly why he’s there and prepared to live up to it. A man with money and a man that wants you gonna make sure he seek you. It’s broke dudes out here stealing cars to travel to a girl that ain’t even giving him pussy 😅 a rich dude ain’t gonna let something like distance stop him from getting what he wants.

Them: ugh having a sugar daddy is awful why don’t you get a JOB and a guy your age that respects you

Me, an intellectual with a sugar daddy, a day job, diversified stock portfolio, no student loans and a hot 26 year old vanilla guy that worships me:

First Time Meet POT Out of State

It’s the summer, what better way to Sugar out of state to get mini vacations! I do this ALL the time, so much, that I’m sitting in the airport writing this. However, I read a lot of horror stories (including my own) about how you fly to a POT for the first time and you’re STUCK for the weekend, the next day, etc. So, I’ve conducted a method. But this only works for states mostly around your own.

Key word : Day Trip

Meaning you fly there and home on the same day. Is it a lot of flying? Yeah, but at least you’re not stuck with a salt or someone who lied for a whole weekend.

When a POT asks when he can fly you out, pick a day where you’re free. Suggest a day trip. That it’s a good “get to know you” trip to establish mutual chemistry without the pressure. If he asks you to explain how the day might be, tell him you come, you hang out, eat, talk whatever and you go home. NO SEX, and please clarify that. If you two like each other, DONT STAY LONGER, have him fly you out another day. Make this man work.

Can you ask for allowance for the small meet up? Sure. Do I? Not always, a good SD should compensate you for your time. I just made $500, no sex, fun day trip.

Tip : When a POT suggest times to fly home, always pick the EARLIER flight and move to later. Earlier flights always fill up if you schedule later and want to fly home sooner. Even if you think he’s hot, and reliable you never know till you meet someone. Always better to be safe than sorry.