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usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

the site where most of the Salem Witch Trial victims were hanged is now in a parking lot

(well, the back of a parking lot)

(specifically a Walgreen's parking lot)

(it's somewhere in that clump of trees. there's a marker but this is the best photo I could find that illustrates both Trees and Walgreens Parking Lot)

IT'S LIKE OUR MAIN BIOME BECAUSE THE WHOLE GOT DAMN COUNTRY IS SLOWLY BEIN' PAVED OVER AND IT'S LIKE 90% OF THE PLACES YOU CAN ACTUALLY FUCKEN GET TO BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS BUILT FOR CARS MORE THAN PEOPLE

"Parking space takes up 27% of central Columbus, Ohio." Is a sentence that makes me feral, esp considering how much is already roads and highways.

Listen I was walking down the street in Houston last week and a sudden lil downpour started and within 2 minutes my shoes were in like 3 inches of running water bc we paved up a whole bunch of damn bayous and wetlands that are supposed to absorb this shit usually like

We can’t forget the damn parking lots 🥲

get to know me: [9/10] female characters ♡ blair waldorf

I love when you see stray cats experience joy and comfort the likes of which they've never even dreamed and they literally don't know how to respond to it yet. it's like they're just mashing every response button wildly, trying to figure out how to express this overwhelming feeling: PURR? KNEAD? BITE? SCRATCH? WRITHE? SNARL? MEOW? RUB?? ???

Gosh, that's a healthy motor, lmao. Perfect little baby. :')

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

Goddamn. Okay

Diabetes isnt the 'ate too many sweets disease'. It just fucking is not. It's your body slowly losing an integral function needed to nuture and energize it. Its your pancreas shutting down, its your blood cells rejecting your attempts to feed itself, its not enough insulin to go around. Its you slowly getting colder and weaker, gorging yourself with healthy food and getting next to no benefit, its being so exhausted you cant sleep. Diabetes used to kill, straight-up KILL. So no, I don't think I will be laughing at your diabetes joke.

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

Talking about how humans have always been humans, here is one of the archeological finds that makes me cry. Like, tears rolling down the face as I’m typing this.

They posed the little boy like he was sleeping. They covered him in a shroud and placed a pillow under his head before they buried him. 78000 years ago they put time and effort and love into tucking their baby in for the last time. We still bury our loved ones like they are sleeping. We place pillows under their heads.

well see it can do the work of the colon, the semicolon, or the parenthesis with more speed and less formality than any of these, plus you can use it to capture the stream-of-consciousness effect of a comma splice with much less loss of clarity. sort of an all-purpose punctuation for the casual yet elaborate written construct.

I believe in the em-dash because the em-dash believes in me