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Hey Y'all! These are some of my favorite Calzona AU’s, most of them are finished but there a couple that are still in the works/are unfinished. Hopefully I’ll be adding to this list as I keep finding and reading more great stories. AU Calzona stories are hands down my favorite fanfictions and I know it’s hard trying to find more to read. Enjoy!!!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8837072/1/I-ve-Been-Waiting AU Arizona lost her leg. It sucked. All the time. Callie is Arizona’s new in-home nurse. Arizona hates her. Callie isn’t the least bit affected by that.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9975753/1/Heart-Rhythms Arizona got a new chance at life, but she wasn’t taking advantage of it. When she finally reaches her breaking point, a stranger will help her learn to start living and in the process start living herself. When the unknown connection that links them is revealed, will it make them stronger or will it break them? A/U Story - Warning: Domestic Violence is a touched upon subject.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9249820/1/Permanent-Transfer Callie and Arizona are professional soccer players- Playing for different teams. What happens when they’re forced to play together? The eyes of the public watching them. Struggling with their feelings and emotions. This is their journey.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5529498/1/A-new-side Some of Callie’s family comes to “visit”; not the family you’d expect. And Arizona sees a new side to Callie that she likes. -horrible summary…let me know what you think, be nice in a critical sort of way,1st ff…

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5451673/1/Times-Like-These AU-fic, Calzone. What if Callie and Arizona met in high school? Multi-chaptered

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11808212/1/From-Sand-To-Seattle When three new army surgeons are brought in as the new department heads from Afghanistan and Callie gets a promotion. Callie is only looking for a work distraction, but when she is forced to work with the double board certified pediatric and orthopedic army surgeon will this be the distraction she was looking for? Or will it turn into something that she never really expected.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11045505/1/Fire-we-Make Callie is a writer. Arizona is a doctor. Their first meeting is at a bar and we go from there.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10551492/1/Two-In-A-Million-repost At the age of six, Callie’s life takes a turn when she loses her family in a car accident. But then a bubbly, perky, five year old blonde comes into her life, changing it with just a smile. Follow them through their friendship as it evolves into a beautiful relationship. Prequel to TIAM 2, original story, repost

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8030817/1/For-Love-and-Softball AU! Callie Torres and the rest of Team USA have their sights set on Olympic Gold. What happens when Team USA hopeful, Arizona Robbins, tryouts? Will she be a welcome addition? Or just another speedbump along their road to victory?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10043688/1/Solo-Act Singer Callie Torres is one of the biggest superstars in Hollywood. She is getting ready to head out on her big world tour but first she has to hire a new personal assistant. Will the perky, blue eyed blonde be able to live up to the task of being a personal assistant to her celebrity crush? Calzona. AU

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532772/1/For-the-Better Callie Torres needed something to change, and needed someone to help her make that happen, but she would never admit it. When a blonde stranger walks into her life, she realizes maybe this is the person she’s been waiting for, the one who can change her for the better.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9750636/1/As-the-Story-Develops In the last decade, Callie Torres’s career skyrocketed from Senior White House Correspondent to co-anchor of HANCA’s highest rating primetime news show. What happens when a familiar face from ten years ago gets too close for comfort? Grey’s Anatomy newsroom AU.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8373736/1/The-Time-of-Your-Life “It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right. I hope you’ve had the time of your life.” The Robbins and Torres families have been through a lot together over the years, and Callie and Arizona have always been the best of friends. Will time, circumstances, and new realizations begin to change the strong friendship they’ve created through the years? AU.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10485657/1/Meant-To-Happen Arizona is in a very successful relationship and is ready to take the next step. She hires a surrogate mother to help her and her girlfriend. And just as everything seems to get perfect for Arizona it takes a huge turn and turns into a disaster. How will she handle it? (you can download this story using the link in my profile description)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9517614/1/You-and-Me-Let-s-Take-a-Risk AU. After college Callie and Arizona have wildly different plans. Callie, a badass with an attitude flings herself towards adventure. Arizona, damaged and numb flings herself towards escape. Both end up in Botswana as members of the United States Peace Corps.  *REPOST- See Author Note Inside*

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9424556/1/It-Happened-One-Summer Of all of the gin joints, in all of the towns, in all of the world… Callie Torres walked into Arizona’s. And it just might be the best thing that ever happened to either one of them. AU

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7850327/1/A-Heart-to-Foster Two lives can be intertwined without knowledge, participatioin, or consent from those involved. Arizona and Callie first meet when they’re twelve and ten, and that’s just the beginning.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11048882/1/The-Ride “Female, 26, motorcycle accident, visible lacerations to… pretty much the entire right side” Nicole, the paramedic began to call out. “Internal bleeding…” Calzona AU fic kind of… Arizona is lost in a whirlwind of circumstances, relying on her motorcycle to give her clarity. Where will this ride lead? Rating T-M after ch. 20

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8703090/1/Bailero Dr Arizona Robbins is close to desperate; she needs a business analyst to help manage her tiny biomedical company before the bank takes everything she’s ever worked for. The one person that seems capable of taking control is Callie Torres. But is Callie interested in taking control of more than just Arizona’s finances?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10043904/1/Summer-Camp Arizona’s friends always told her how life changing summer camps can be. When she visited one by herself, she only realized how much. Falling in love for the first time was not on her to do list for that summer. Especially not with another girl.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7440747/1/Nagging-Humanity  Arizona is a fallen angel searching for redemption, when she meets a mystifying woman. Is that woman what she’s been looking for, or the exact opposite?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9743779/1/Blaze REPOST The original story was deleted, so I’m re-posting with new rating. Callie is a firefighter. Arizona is the new driver. Fire is uncontrollable and fierce…frighteningly similar to passion.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7602973/1/Bite-the-Bullet Agent Robbins is tasked with the remedial case of providing security for a key witness’s daugther. Will the daughter cooperate or will she make Arizona’s life a living hell? Will Arizona be able to keep Dr. Torres alive, or will the agent fail? AU!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7499792/1/Country-Girl-at-Heart What happens when the PBR comes to Seattle, bringing Ortho God Callie Torres, and country girl Arizona Robbins face to face? AU First fic, play nice please!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8659460/1/Riding-the-Rails What started out as a prompted one-shot has taken on a life of its own. Arizona and Callie meet on the subway and things take off from there. No angst, just fluff, sexy times, and even more fluff.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8820316/1/Probability In the alternate universe of Season Eight, how does the married and seemingly straight Callie Torres find herself in the happily and chronically single Arizona Robbins bed? She’s not gay. Right?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9303104/1/Fractured When bones fracture, they have to go through three stages before they really heal. They need to react, repair, and remodel, and it takes time. Not taking the time for these steps means that the fracture will never really go away. Arizona didn’t take the time to properly heal; she skipped steps. In order to fix her life, she had to re-break it and heal correctly. Post 9x24

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11119328/1/Fates-Collide The separate courses of Callie and Arizona’s lives collided as the result of single, unplanned steps. For Arizona, it was in the donation of a book. For Callie, it was being forced to spend the last three dollars in her pocket on a random book in a used bookshop. A book with notes written all over the margins by A. Robbins.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9012611/1/The-Best-Laid-Plans They didn’t plan to meet each other. Arizona didn’t plan on Callie being more than one night; Callie didn’t plan on Arizona being so resistant. But maybe the best outcomes arrive from the unplanned. AU

I really hope this makes finding fics easier. If you have any recommendations to add to the list, please let me know!! I’m always looking for more fanficiton to read😂

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I got pregnant three years ago. I was 22, it was a brand-new relationship, but I was adamant that I was having a baby. I’ve always taken motherhood very seriously. I was abused — the product of people who shouldn’t have had kids — then adopted. I felt so strongly that this was the most important job of my life. I wasn’t at risk of genetic defects, so during the anatomy scan it didn’t even occur to me that they were looking for abnormalities. Me, my boyfriend, and my parents all went to the appointment, and when they said I was having a girl, my mom jumped up and down hollering as if she were at a football game. My boyfriend cried. I was home alone when I got a call from the genetic specialist who told me that the tests were positive for trisomy 13. I thought that was Down syndrome and thought, Okay, I can do that. But then she started apologizing: “I’m so sorry, these babies usually miscarry. It’s a miracle she’s made it this far.” I said I didn’t understand, and she explained that my baby could pass any day, be still-born, or die soon after. I Googled “trisomy 13” and saw horrific pictures of babies without noses or mouths. I sat there and sobbed while I held my belly apologizing to her over and over and over again. I called my mom and said, “My baby’s going to die. My baby’s going to die.” The doctor cleared her schedule and saw me later that day. She said: “You need to make a decision. You’re already 23 weeks and the state of Ohio has restrictions that impact your options.” She explained I could terminate or carry the pregnancy to its extent. At the time, 24 weeks was the cutoff for abortion in Ohio or else you had to travel to another state. [In December 2016, Republican governor John Kasich signed a law that reduced this cutoff to 20 weeks.] We only had days to decide, and even then there were waiting lists and the expense was horrendous. I had never felt so alone. The counselor said my baby wasn’t in pain and there was no risk to either of our lives if we continued the pregnancy. I thought, Let’s try to make some memories while we can. I really enjoyed being pregnant. I loved having this purpose, and I thought as long as she’s not suffering, I think that her being here with us right now is the best we can do. And so … we tried. At 29 weeks, my ankles and legs got extremely swollen. I was disassociating and became lightheaded, so I left work. I started cramping and ended up in the hospital. There were so many tests, which ultimately concluded that this was an emergency situation. [Jessica was at risk of having a seizure, and potentially dying, if labor wasn’t induced.] I wasn’t thinking, I’m terminating this pregnancy in order to save my life, but that’s what my paperwork said. The doctor was very clear. He said, “You need to decide whether you want to induce now or come back in a week and get your blood pressure checked again — and I will induce you then.” I lived 45 minutes away from any hospital, on a farm without neighbors. It was a bitterly cold January. He was afraid I’d have a seizure and not get to them in time. That worried me, too. But I knew that if I was induced, there was no chance my daughter would survive. Even if I carried her to term, her survival rate was very low, less than 5 percent. Another decision I had to make was telling the doctors that I did not want them to resuscitate the baby. I was in labor for 32 hours. I declined to have her monitored during labor because I didn’t want to sit there listening to her pass away. So they’d periodically come in and quietly listen for a heartbeat. The last time, at 1 a.m., they couldn’t hear it. I made them bring my family back into the room, and about a half an hour later it was time. She was born after three pushes, and at just two and a half pounds. Her heart was still beating, but she didn’t cry or breathe or make any sort of sound. There was mention of oxygen, but I said, “Please, just let her go.” They put her on my chest, and my boyfriend came and cut the cord. She stayed alive for two and a half hours. They called it when her heart stopped. When I made the decision to “voluntarily” induce, I felt like I was picking myself over my child. I wouldn’t wish that on the most evil person on Earth. A funeral director arrived with a huge white cloth. He said, “I have to cover her face so people don’t know when I’m walking down the hall [with such a small body].” I handed her over, and that was the last time that I saw her. I didn’t want a casket on display at the funeral; that tiny box would have been way too much. I collected her ashes a week later. Many people don’t understand why this experience reinforced my pro-choice beliefs. Now more than ever, I firmly believe: No conditions. No restrictions. I can’t imagine being in that situation and being denied the dignity of making a choice. That little bit of control was so empowering. Nobody just wakes up after being pregnant for over 20 weeks and says, “I don’t want to do this anymore.” When Trump said those things about late-term abortion during the debate, I was so angry. What must the rest of the world think of us? I have friends in the U.K. and Canada saying, “What the hell? You can have 30 guns but you can’t have a dignified, comfortable abortion?” And while we’re getting abortions and making painful decisions about our bodies, Trump is fucking tweeting.

Jessica, who had an abortion after 24 weeks, rural Ohio, What Abortion Looks Like In America Right Now (via gorandomshesaid)

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do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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750,324 people whose mama taught them right

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I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

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once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

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that awkward moment when you feel an actual physical ache in your chest because of the romance of two fictional characters.

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Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.

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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: “Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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