tilting sharply bitchward

forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair

woops

Oh they mean a service desk! I thought they meant like, a tally. Like you get off the plane and go ask for help because you're in the wrong country and a big publically displayed counter labelled PASSENGERS WHO CAN'T FIND THE KANGAROOS ticks up one more number.

Relaxing and enjoying the moment. 😍

Long time no see Tumblr. Quick guide on coloring deeper skin tones

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

#this is one of those things that's obvious when you see it laid out#but I never would have realized it on my own I don't think

link

moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post

Not all heroes wear capes

"So people are just camping out in abandoned homes with no power?"

"..Yeah, I guess, I mean, it's raining in Melbourne at the moment so. I guess camping out inside is better than camping out in a bush."

“So people are just

camping out in abandoned

homes with no power?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

“accaptable”

Neon Gambit

This is a fan art of my all time favorite character Gambit from the X-Men. I made this a birthday gift (26.04.2024) to myself and honestly I really do like how it turned out in the end =]  I hope you like it as well =] 

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

Oh wow!

Is this a movie, a TV Show, where can I check it out, please?

It’s a very good movie called Holes

From Palestinian poet Najwan Darwish

[Text ID: “Who Remembers the Armenians?”

I remember them / and I ride the nightmare bus with them / each night / and my coffee, this morning / I’m drinking it with them / / You, murderer— / Who remembers you? / End ID]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie