#1 sweet potato

just saw a post where someone put “detrans dni” and like… hey we should be supporting detransitioned people bc if we don’t terfs will

sometimes you’re wrong about your identity and that’s ok like i used to think i was bi but it turns out i was wrong and i know ppl who thought they were trans but it turns out they were wrong and it should be ok and accepted that sometimes people don’t get it right on the first try

There’s nothing wrong realizing you weren’t trans I love all y’all

what else would you want them to do, live as the wrong gender forever? ...you do realize the irony here, right???

For Health’s Sake, Roller Skate!

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

image description : a remarkably rectangular white cat, lying on their back on a sofa with all four paws outstretched.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

To anyone wondering if it's worth it to tear down fascist posters or whatever. I spent a few months last year engaged in silent battle with another student at my school who was putting anti trans stickers up everywhere. I had it down to a system where every night I would walk the five block radius they went up in, and tear down all the ones I could reach, and use a stick to put duct tape over the others. Like, within hours of the stickers going up, I would have already purged the whole zone. I knew the basic schedule of whoever put them up based on when and where the stickers appeared. I probably could have found them in person if I'd wanted to. And I told all my classmates and friends what the stickers looked like and got them to rip them down too. And after a few months of this, the stickers slowed, and then stopped forever.

My point is, a lot of this fashy or right wing stuff is one local weirdo. And if you pay attention, and do a little light organizing with your friends, you can basically make their efforts into a giant sisyphisean exercise in misery. You control your streets!

I wonder how many people learned this was a thing they could do by seeing the sign

Well I for one just learned that. Thanks for the tip!

When I was landscaping I referred to this as "pirating a plant" since the original is still there but now I have a clone growing in my house and if that clone is successful I can prop it out to other people, like "seeding" but you know, no seeds just clones.

This is your sign to start pirating plants

Losing sleep, somewhere between the sky and the dying sea.

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

Grumpy Frog Ornament

This frog is all of us. He’s shown up, he’s celebrating Christmas, but he still has a slight grumpy grimace. Just look at his cheery hat. He’s putting forth the effort! This is a 4-3/4" long, hand-blown glass ornament with a string for hanging on a tree or it can just sit on a table and stare at you while you watch Hallmark movies and drink eggnog.

I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots

That is a chorus of aliens about to sing me a song

They should publish books in this format.

FYI: There are apps and plug-ins of this Bionic Reading for Google Play, Chrome, Microsoft Edge (Internet Explorer), Firefox, iOS (Apple) and on WEB

Interestingly, I slow right down with bionic reading. My eyes catch the bolded beginnings, and kinda stops. I have to force my eyes to the next word.