cherry pits - psh

pairing ↬ dilf!sunghoon x afab!reader

synopsis ↬ There were a lot of things you hadn’t expected for your summer. You hadn’t expected to need a job to pay your girls’ trip to Mexico, yet here you were, standing behind the counter of your town’s hardware store. You hadn’t expected the cherry trees you’d planted a couple of summers to grow so well, yet here you were, having to make pies and jams from their fruit every week so that they wouldn’t spoil. You definitely hadn’t expected the finest man you’d ever laid your eyes upon to walk into the store on a random Wednesday, nor for him to be your new neighbor that had bought and was renovating the old house next door to yours, or that he was also a single dad to a 8-year-old girl, yet here he was, standing in all his glory in front of you, telling you he wanted you as much as you wanted him. What a summer indeed.

genre ↬ smut, fluff, angst if you squint, summer au (yes again), dilf au lol, not much of an age gap though, s2l, neighbors au

warnings ↬ MDNI! smut (making out, oral m and f receiving, fingering, handjob, vaginal penetration, hoon is on the dom side but no crazy d/s dynamics, pet names, cum play, creampie), mentions of food and alcohol, if there’s anything i missed pls tell me, also not fully proofread, i skimmed over some parts so pls lmk if anything seems wrong!

word count ↬ 13,055

permanent taglist ↬ @skzenhalove​ @wntrsgf​ @duolingofanaccount​ @bunhoons​ @lshng @hyunjinsr​ @valentineyun0​ (ask to be added!)

author’s note ↬ hello yes i know this is my third hoon summer fic in a row and guess what !!!! its not my last !!!! yes you heard right my next fic will also be a hoon summer fic bc i have a collab and i picked him for it . anyways i hope you will like this one personally me i had a lot of fun writing it so i hope you guys will enjoy reading it !!!!! as always feedback is very much appreciated and by that i mean that i cry tears of happiness every time someone leaves a comment or a reblog with fb or sends an ask about my fics. so pls make me happy! lol ok bye <3 oh and also the hoon pics i chose for the header don’t fit the vibe really but that’s okay

YOU’D ALWAYS WONDERED about the ratio of cherry to pit. Such a big pit for so little flesh, wasn’t it? Yet that never stopped you from biting into the small fruit, eating what you could and spitting out the unwanted part. You actually rather enjoyed this whole process. Bite, eat, spit. You could repeat this with huge bowls of cherries at a time until they upset your stomach and you had to stop for your own good.

so jung jaehyun except for when he’s in the kitchen with yuta in the dorms 🤢

ARCANE | CH.4 | NCT DREAM X READER

Summary: When you decided to apply for a researcher post in an elusive institute, you already had the feeling that you will be getting yourself knee-deep into something out of the ordinary. But desperate needs require desperate measures, and so you embraced the invite, despite all the alarm signals urging you to run away. What you found out was nothing you’d ever expected.

Seven boys.

Seven human deviants granted with abilities tied to the legendary Arcana Cards.

Welcome to Project Dream.

Pairing: Various Dream Members x Reader

Trigger Warnings/Themes: violence, torture, trauma, very slight yandere themes, poly dynamics, psychological, mystery, sci-fi. Romance will take a little bit of a backseat on this one since this is more of a suspense-driven plot, but it will still be threaded in the overall story. The concept of the tarot or Arcana cards will be loosely used throughout the series. Note that I am not a trained doctor so there may be some slips here and there about medical things. Again, this is a work of fiction and I am not implying any likeness between the characterization here of the boys to their real life counterparts. I also reserve the rights to all my work—I do not post anywhere else other than tumblr.

> CH. 1 | CH. 2 | CH.3

Chapter Song:

Whose Side Are You On? | Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

You knew from the moment your consciousness swam into focus that something was off. You were standing in front of a hallway with oak walls stretching out to your sides with no visible corners or dead ends to them. Everything seemed tinged with an amber filter, like you’re standing right inside those old photos yellowed by time. In front of you was a lone white door with a bronze knob that look blackened on the edges, as if something burning had touched its metal.

It was the only entrance in the never-ending hallway, and yet that wasn’t the strangest thing that you caught about it. Looking down, you saw something coming out from the space under the door—wisps of smoke… or was it vapor?

You need to wake up. You’re dreaming.

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