this blog is officially closed.

harley can be found on my new multi @mysticandskepticmuses - still somewhat under construction but any future ic interactions with harley will be on the new blog, whether new or continued.  i will not be deleting any of the ic threads or headcanons / metas etc (though eventually i will copy those over to the new blog) but you will no longer get ic interactions on this blog.  if you do not want to follow me over on the new blog that’s fine but i won’t continue any threads we had going either! smooches.

chokethelight‌:

  “Mmmm, but he does talk about himself in the third person and, as a previously licensed psychiatrist I should tell ya, that’s pretty tellin’ of some serious inferiority issues, just sayin’ -- and ya probably shoulda had a more in depth conversation with ya wardrobe department before you started down the path of villainy then cause -- sorry doll, nobody’s buyin’ it.”

chokethelight‌:

“It’s a big glass bowl that sits on ya head that gots all those little swirly lights dancin’ all around  like fish  hammin’ it up at a disco rave -- sorry, pal, it’s a fish bowl  -- “

If you want some memes from Harley hit the button.  If you’re a multi lmk who you might want them for if you care.  Alternatively feel free to send MEMES.  Please reply or im w/ your meme tag if it isn’t readily found on your blog.

Like for a starter from Harley; random lengths depending on inspiration, brain and muse.   I will try to make these not one liners but if all else fails I might resort to canon quotes, lyrics or memes at least to get things going.   If you care if it’s during her time w/ Joker or post, like BoP era or something feel free to specify.

If you have a specific scenario in mind let me know.  If you have a particular wishlist / plot you’d like to explore feel free to im me the link to the post etc.  

You can also send in MEMES.    

If you’re a multi and care who it’s for please lmk.

corruptedspider‌:

           Eyebrows jutted upwards and it took a monumental and likely unappreciated force of will to resist the urge to swing batter batter, pop goes the mallet to the noggin.  Least then he’d have some peace and quiet but nah -- She couldn’t impart her learned wisdom if he was listening to the stars and birdies whistling around his head instead. “Listen, sweet cheeks, you want a vacay, you book yourself a flight somewhere where there ain’t another human being for about a hundred miles or more, take a bottle of Jack and bang around til you find some ripe, juicy coconuts, and do whatever it is you’re gonna do all by your onesie for allllllllllll those days and nights but -- do yourself -- an’ me a favor and don’t go speaking something you’s gonna regret, huh?  Batsy’s definitely not the type to give somebody a free pass, even if they are as gorgeous as you an’ me, got it?”   If she’d ever been the religious type, she might’ve crossed herself just on the off chance it might’ve actually warded off the devil.  

Also just a reminder that, you are totally in your right to have your character believe or treat Halrey like she’s a ditz - she acts like one with the intent of making people think she is, but even when she’s bat shit insane she ISN’T STUPID.  She’s incredibly smart and manipulative and is extremely learned in how to decipher people’s body language, actual language, the words they choose, the things they think, the things they don’t say - she was a master psychologist before she went off the deep end and if anything, her time w/ the Joker et al has just made her more familiar with the dark side of mental trauma and insanity.