If you vote, please reblog so it can reach more people.

(I wouldn't normally ask, but this is a serious poll that I am genuinely interested in learning the results of.)

Stuck.

keanu reeves laughing in the interviewers face at the concept of nfts. another win for the 1/4 chinese gang

LMAO

What a man

😳😳😳😳

Kid Pix just became public domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It’s uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

(update: someone commented that Kid Pix has ALWAYS been open source which is rad as hell)

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

i think about this post every day

and is ‘bestie’ in the room with us now?

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

HAIKU BOT???

it's Ramadhan tomorrow!!!

Have a great one my fellow brother and sisters!

Hey guys did I successfully use a meme?

you did and I am very proud of you, S

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

bro you’re. you’re Death bro…

My character is being impugned. My identity, assaulted.

Me honestly

Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”

Fuck guys. For a few years now I've been insisting that something is seriously wrong and for years now they've been insisting that sometimes people just don't make their own blood and have refused any further testing. I even made a shirt that read "I went to the doctor and all they tested was my patience" and wore it to appointments. Doctors found it funny. They then told me I was fat and sometimes people don't make their own blood. I took an advocate with me. Someone able bodied and respectable. We were informed still that sometimes it be like that.

FAT. DO Y'ALL KNOW I'M FAT!?!

Turns out I had cancer. It's confirmed. All this time I've had cancer.

I think I'm going to write personal letters firing them and why and have them notarized and then delivered by certified mail that has to be signed for.

To The Fuckface it Will Concern,

Anyway, if you want to help me not lose my home due to income loss while I recover from cancer, I only need about 3k total and my go fund me is here.

Or you can PayPal me here.

I'm glad this post is getting notes because the initial message is important. I was seeing a hematologist oncologist (aka a cancer specialist) every 3 months for 3 years and he refused to check for cancer. Assured me there was no need.

But please don't assume that the number of notes here means I'll be able to pay rent in April or May or keep the lights on without a little help. I want the message spread whether you have 10$ to spare or not, but if you can help, there is still a need.