a fukunaga supremacy blog

mess is mine | kuroo testurou x reader

warnings: 18+! mentions of sexy stuff & sugar daddy/baby dynamics, a cute lil kiss (this is angsty and SOFT DONT @ me)

wc: idk i wrote this in drafts lmao

also this is unedited pls ignore any mistakes for my ego’s sake

Kuroo thinks he’s clever, hiding his wealth.

He’s glad the thirty million he’s made over the last five years isn’t public knowledge. Sure, close friends and family know he's doing well, but not even they know the exact number. Doesn’t know how he’d feel if people found out, if they were pawing at him and demanding things of him the way they do his best friend.

But how? How did a suit jockey manage to set himself up for life before the age of thirty-five?

Stocks, baby.

HQ PRO VOLLEYBALL BOYS AT FAN EVENTS

warnings: i suppose spoilers! for timeskip (kinda)

V LEAGUE DIVISION 2 

MSBY Black Jackals

Shougo Meian ➝ somehow flirting with every reporter without fail. keeps going “yall getting my good side??” and pointing to cameras. will kiss a baby for the social media clout.

Koutarou Bokuto ➝ the kind of guy to do dramatic ass poses for fan photos. like you ask him “can we pretend we’re doing a tango or something” and hes like “yes of course but you have to dip ME”. has a large crowd of support from the goth and emo communities respectively, as theyve chosen him as their poster emo himbo. 

Atsumu Miya ➝ kept spelling his name wrong anxiously during his first few fan events so now those mishaps are selling for BIG $$$ online. he will pick you up in a photo if you ask nicely. but mostly they dont let him talk at events because hes horrible at it - and often gets put on mascot duty because hes embarking. 

Kiyoomi Sakusa ➝ no one can get a clear photo of his face. no fans are allowed to touch him, and he signs everything like a squiggle because he thinks signatures are fake. always remembers a fans face though so people adore him.

Shouyou Hinata ➝ signs everything from a fan with a cute little note like “follow ur dreams” or “bananas have a lot of potassium!!” and its quite wholesome. doesnt understand that it’s dangerous to give his number out to fans that “seem chill” and would “be a cool friend!”

tendou and fukunaga have similar energies but at opposite ends of the spectrum idk how else to explain it

also—through a series of comedically serendipitous circumstaces—both of them personally know guy fieri 

cait x grandpa noya

“I love you,” Fukunaga says from his end of the couch, breaking the comfortable silence of the room.

You cock an eyebrow, eyes still glued to the cheesy romcom playing on the television. The two of you had spent the day doing nothing but eating take-out while watching bad movies, and now was the time he decided he wanted to profess his feelings for you?

“Oh, really?” you reply, willing yourself to keep your eyes trained on the screen in front of you.

“Of course. Love is no laughing matter,” He replies and it’s hard to tell if his serious tone is meant to be real or a joke.

“Even though I have no pants on and i’ve been wearing the same shirt for the past two days?” you ask, the beating of your heart threatening to betray your playful tone.

“Especially since you have no pants on.”

You don’t even have to look at him to know he’s grinning like an idiot at his own comeback. But when you finally do, you see not only his smile–but also his flushed cheeks and the soft sincereness of his eyes.

That look on his face is all it takes for you to untangle your legs from his, leaning into his face to press your lips against his own.

You part, breathing softly into your lover’s ear.

“And I love you, too. With or without pants.”

idk i just feel like kuroo would believe in bigfoot

he absolutely does & he’s not embarrassed about it

"I have a pretty big scar." The rim of Fukunaga's cup sits against his lips as he speaks, the dark liquid bobbing in time with the conversation. His mouth is set into his typical feline curve, one that grows as he watches you.

You quirk a brow. "How'd you get that?"

With a flourish, he throws his hand over his forehead and sighs. Somehow he manages to keep a solemn face, closing his eyes and furrowing his brow, as he laments: "Bear attack."

"Oh, really?" you snort as you sip your own drink, your eyes scanning over his exposed skin for an signs of said scar. The cool night air has left a scattering of goose bumps across his skin, but it seems flawless.

He opens one eye. "Or I fell down the stairs as a kid. Either or."

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Here is my kofi if you want to donate to help pay the cost of the pet deposit+vet fees. It’s $500 for a deposit and I’m not sure how much vet fees will be yet. I’ll have a rent increase as well but for now I’ll probably be using my savings.

Link to original post. If you want a doodle or something in return please let me know.

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