JLI + Reductress Headlines

funny concept: hatterene saying fucked up things

why they all look like the potion seller meme. oblivion npc looking ass. their faces are fucking me up are these guys amish

I thought the beatles died

what is going on what is happening

The Press Democrat, Santa Rosa, California, March 20, 1951

whatever happened to actually useful news

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

There was also an 1893

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

This is worse than the math post

r/funny on reddit is just filled to the brim with the least comedic shit on the internet. So much so that it occasionally turns back around to being funny again.

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

my 3 year old daughter is crying as i struggle to explain to her why hillary clinton isnt president

My 3 year old daughter, much to my chagrin, is a member of the alt-right and calls me a cuck every bed time

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

what else do ya want, buddy?

I must show all my friends

“I didn’t just pick this name, I dedicated myself to it” is so powerful.

honk jesus honk like you never had a chonk