greetings peasant

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

LMAO

the jokes write themselves

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good

we wouldn't even have any hyperpop to kill a victorian child with if it weren't for hip hop and rap

vice news

ironically i am working right now so i can’t do a full post on this like i would really prefer to do… but these are the most cartoonishly evil people that you could possibly imagine, even in a society as flawed as the one we’ve built for ourselves. these are bedrock groups devoted to protecting the american worker and consumer. massive huge giant waving red flags 🚩

i am telling you this is going to snowball into something nobody wants to see. the only upside is that this might actually lead to a worker uprising. this is fucking ghoulish.

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

does anyone else have really fond memories of going to big bazaar as a child

In the aftermath of Hamas accepting the cease-fire proposal and the Rafah invasion, the US and Israeli governments and media have decided that actually Hamas didn't accept the cease-fire and that's why the violence continued which was the narrative before the Rafah invasion. It's bewildering to see

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

curious with USAmericans in mind but feel free to answer regardless: what’s ur go to supermarket chain

"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and