mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored

The people arguing to ban and/or remove content from Ao3 are completely and utterly convinced that censorship is different when they do it.

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-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

-This girl

They are both right

Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

fully thought that car was a gun for a second. like. uhh

i could post lies about baseball on here and no one would be able to fact check me. i love the combination of "ew sportsball" and "context??? i can't look things up myself???" that tumblr has. mike trout eats a block of sharp cheddar cheese before every at bat

they hit the ball so hard because it hurts them

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

I don’t wanna work or pay bills or make dinner or take care of myself I wanna be stroked like a cat on someone’s lap until I fall asleep

I've reached a point in my Fandom Engagement where like. I'm not specifically looking for "problematic" ships but I am pretty aggressively disinterested in ships that feel like they were crafted in a lab to be as unproblematic as possible.

When a butch has a carabiner that says "NOT FOR CLIMBING" that's so unfair. I should be allowed to climb them at least a little bit

we talk a lot about happy trails and hairy tummies but we need talk about the transitional area from bush to thigh hair to leg hair. crazy stuff truly

officer they looked at me first

this thang.

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

I don't disagree that restaurants as an institution have numerous problems, but sometimes I'll see a restaurant-critical post cross my dash whose author clearly just looked up the history of the word "restaurant" and immediately started banging on about how the food service industry in its entirety is a bourgeois invention that sprang from the aftermath of the French Revolution, and prior to that time people only ever ate food prepared in the home, evidently completely unaware of the copious evidence that the public fried-food stand is literally as old as writing.