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Hey. Wassup. My name's Maxie and I'm just a disaster bi dude who has his fingers in way too many vidya game pies.
I art sometimes. But mostly I shitpost.
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Hey. Wassup. My name's Maxie and I'm just a disaster bi dude who has his fingers in way too many vidya game pies.
I art sometimes. But mostly I shitpost.
Purple apple guy
...Wellllll I'm sorry that I love things that not so popular these days lol. I'm this kind of person
But there are definitely some stuff that I live for. I firstly played the game a long ago and I’m still in love with Bioshock. Tbh I played all the games but the first one is my favorite (also Infinite and both dlc are cool, just saying!)
I really like how this piece came out, so I'm a little proud of myself. ~
Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
AndSatanFurbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
You are a 90s kid.
Creys. This is my entire childhood in one post.
And Yugoslavia…
More SuperSailorVirgo as Bayonetta
Still:
My "wifey" ❤❤❤
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).
You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys
Your husband and all his coworkers:
The "fuck everyone and fuck helping the needy and vulnerable and actually fuck caring about other people" mindset is not natural to us as a species no matter what people say to justify their own callousness and apathy.
blend a bismuth crystal please
Bismuth from Real Life is being blended!!
Coul you blend the bisexual flag?
The Bisexual Flag is being blended!!
Dr. Ratio from Honkai: Star Rail is being blended!!
Blend a blender blending another blender
A Blender Blending Another Blender is being blended!!
PLEASE blend SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
Shadow the Hedgehog from Sonic The Hedgehog is being blended!!
since you blended inhibitor dan heng. blend the other dan heng.
Dan Heng from Honkai: Star Rail is being blended!!
Can you blend a stick of butter that is on fire?
A Burning Stick of Butter is being blended!!
Anne from Amphibia
Please!!!
Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia is being blended!!