*at the judgement event*
Squad: Katarina could never do such a thing. Have you met her? She dumb. Like dumb dumb. Like dumb to the point that she can barely function on her own
Katarina: Umm...thanks?
Squad: Shhhh don’t worry bby you’re doing wonderfully <3
Duke Claes: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
Katarina: Breakfast.
Keith: Family.
Katarina: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Katarina: You’ve challenged me to fight six times since we started talking!
Alan: MAKE IT SEVEN!
Katarina: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Geordo: ...We aren't getting cakes.
Katarina: What even is the point of this relationship?
Alan: Katarina, I was wondering if you could help me out.
Katarina: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of paper snakes.
Alan: Nope. Different thing.
Keith: That’s it! You’re all grounded! Katarina, no farming! Miss Maria, no baking! Prince Alan, no competing! Raphael...
Keith: God, is there anything you love?
Raphael: Revenge.
Keith:
Keith: Fine, no vengeance for you!
Raphael: I was going to say, “I’ll get you for this!” But I guess that’s off the table.
Katarina: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Geordo:
Alan: ...I’m gonna tell her--
Keith: Don’t you dare!!
Maria: Look, it's only fair that I warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of origami.
Dark Mage: Paper folding?
Maria: Oh. I was hoping you wouldn’t know what that was.
Mary, staring at her garden: If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
Katarina: “I chlorofeel you, buddy.”
Sophia: ...I’m going back inside.
Geordo: It’s like half of my innuendos just go over your head.
Katarina: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Maria: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today.
Raphael: Bold of you to assume current me isn’t also hating myself for making the decisions that I am making
Dark Mage: Your time has come
Katarina: Hold on, let me ask my friends
Dark Mage: That's not how it works--
Katarina: They said no
Keith: Someone walked up to me and asked if Katarina was my sister. They shook their head and said “I’m so sorry” when I said yes. What did she do now?!
Geordo: ...who asked?
Keith, throwing away bloodstained gloves: I already took care of it.
Katarina: Am I in trouble?
Duchess Claes: Have a guess.
Katarina: No?
Duchess Claes: Have another guess.
Keith: I am at a loss for words!
Katarina, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Keith yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
Raphael: The moon controls the tides and the human psyche. Wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. It’s a tribute.
Maria: Let’s talk about your mother
Raphael: No
Katarina: You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me. Like I have bad luck or something!
Duchess Claes: Katarina, you don’t have bad luck. The reasons that bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
