Fandom Fest

Please don’t contact me I am going through a lot right now (just watched a piece of media that was released only a few years before I was born and I realised that the world does not revolve around me and did not only start functioning upon my arrival and people in fact enjoyed humour and stories {I otherwise believed are a creation of my time} long before I was there- and so the world will not stop the day I die)

New favourite gif

Your father will never love you more than he loves the thing he got/ started for his midlife crisis.

For my dad it was a motorbike and a parrot

I was playing monopoly online with strangers,, this was my profile picture

But my Wifi started bugging and I couldn’t take my turn and I gave up trying to fix it until I got these notifications

My brain chemistry has been altered ,, something deep within my heart turned as I was addressed to as gato

Love ❤️

DUCK WON THROUGH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP

This may have ended up looking a bit cancerous but nothing in this world can take away what it was like 1 hour in.

16% ball 69% cock

I joined a livestream and saw this new type of guy

Sir, another pornbot has hit the follow button

As winter approaches

I love you hoodie I love you sweater I love you long sleeves I love you turtleneck I love you cardigan I love you scarf I love you big boots I love you beanie I love you jacket I love you layers

I hate you sunset at 4 pm

We should implement a system where there’s three therapists in charge of your sessions and in the end they have to reach a unanimous conclusion regarding wtf is wrong with you ljke it’s the season finale.

“This is literally Bpd there’s clear signs of Bpd”

“I’m sure it’s actually schizophrenia”

“This is autism if I’ve ever seen it”

They need to work on it like a group project

I have been revisited by the realisation that there is a thing such as “case studies”

I may have almost all the characteristics and symptoms of autism but I’m not autistic, I am a secret third thing.

This would’ve been an equally funny response (for a minute I thought it was)

The best way to start a healing process and slowly come to terms with no longer being with someone as per their awful actions- friends or s/os- is simply to think they are cringe.

You don’t get it. Thinking they are cringe relaxes the mind to the highest of degrees. The person you’re remembering right now? Yeah think of their most cringe moments or behaviour.

You’re going to heal

I’m just like Light Yagami, when someone wrongs me I’m like “my little journal will hear about this later today”