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Tumble Rumble

@periodicallyobsessed / periodicallyobsessed.tumblr.com

Memes ° Soft Socialism ° Bi-Polar ° Bisexual. A Mild Blog™ because I'm a dumbass honkey with no need for discourse. Sometimes fandom artwork pops up.
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happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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unpretty

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

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sylveonce

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

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croquettish
Have you ever seen a twitter thread (or, in this case, two!) that so perfectly expressed everything you’d felt over months and months of persistent harassment? With all credit to @blackblobyellowcone, who is clearly amazing and completely gets it– not just why us women write and read the erotica that we do, but the history behind the censorship we, as a gender, have experienced. Bravo. 
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the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

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harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!
harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less
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Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

the waiter returning five minutes later: the op says feel free to tag as kin.

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