you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.

Legit though I switched to Firefox and it’s so so so much better

i’m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

I had a scientific theory I needed to sketch out.

i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

just got fired from pokemon so i am leaking the concept art

One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs

Why is it so sped up why does it last only a quarter of a second

oh my god you're right

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

world war 3 jokes on twitter meanwhile none of them live in the region and none of them understand the severity of the situation. these next few hours will really determine whether or not we head into a regional war…

more news keeps coming out and again, all i want to do is emphasize this is the worst possible time for foreigners to be making jokes. this is the most serious it has been in a long time and while i will not rain on your parade as you celebrate action after months of inaction, i’m also gonna urge you to take this seriously.

Murphys law of being a trans man is that you're only considered a man when it can be used to hurt you

I mentioned in my original tags that this post was inspired by my recent learning of some drama from my colleges theater department.

Apparently, some people were bringing up some issues regarding the departments overall treatment of marginalized actors, valid issues for the most part. But one of the points that was brought up was about the last show I was in before I moved, and the role I was given in that show.

During auditions, I did not read for the role I ended up getting, but apparently, all the people who did read for that role were women. So there was a complaint that it was misogynistic of them to read women for this role and then cast a man, depriving a woman of the role. (Of course, there was no mention of the transphobia in casting a trans man in a role they were only considering women for)

This is coming from the same department that advised me not to bother auditioning for a show because "all of the male roles really are men's roles".

So when it comes time to audition for a mans role, I'm not a man. But when I do get cast, always in a gender ambiguous role, now I am a man and, therefore, stealing the role from a hypothetical woman.

If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists