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exactly what it says on the tin

@classpectingshitposts / classpectingshitposts.tumblr.com

welcome to classpectingshitposts, where despite our strong opinions on classpecting theory, we adamantly refuse to write grammatically correct essays. sometimes, you will even get bullied. (asks about quadrants and in depth analysis of specific classpects will be deleted!) send in your bullshit. i dare you. ask for link to discord!
mod li main: @lithalititty
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welcome to classpectingshitposts, also known as mod lis little clout blog. we have a good time here

 hello. unfriendly local neighborhood mod li here to give you a funny little rundown of what goes on here. this is the recently refurbished classpectingshitposts blog, on tumblr dot com, if you missed the memo. an faq:

did you guys used to be classpectingquotes?

yep. now we are not. 

why did you change?

felt like it. also, we did not really do the quotes thing anymore. it was a lot of work, and for me, it was way more fun to interact with the community. we keep getting new followers, so it seems to be working. who knew.

can we still submit quotes?

yes! the submit box looks exactly the same. go for it. 

what kinds of asks do you accept?

not nsfw ones. pretty much everything, except for most of the things that normal classpecting blogs accept. dont send us classpect shipping requests. please. ive done roasts ten times over, so probably dont send more of those. if you want us to do a rundown of your classpect, we probably wont. theories though? things you think are funny? insulting words? any random bullshit you think of? “im x of x and i think ____” ? yeah. go for it. we do get a great deal of asks, though, so if we dont respond to yours, it is not because we hate you. and if you really want it answered, send it a second time after like three business days. 

how much clout do you guys have?

so fucking much

what are the mods classpects? what are the mods pronouns? mods? information on the mods?

heres a basic rundown. i, mod li, am writing this, and the others can feel free to edit whatever they want on their bios. i do not want to put words into their mouths.

hello. i am mod li, and i am also the local asshole, which you might be able to guess if you knew that i am a thief of time. my pronouns are they/them, and i am an adult. my ego is huge. my main blog is @li-thality. i care incredibly little if you follow me there. my main purpose is to get into fights, about many things, but especially sylphs. i have very strong opinions on those. if you get an ask answered, it will most likely be answered by me. my least favorite classes are bard and page. my favorites are the rest of them, in some descending order beginning with thief.

Hi hello My “name” is “mod” astro, and I enjoy “using” quotation marks to “throw people off their rhythms”. I am a rogue of space who uses he/him pronouns, and have been diagnosed with terminal cishet 😔. Anywho, big fan of The Medium, specifically lands and player quests. Interests include: making dnd characters without campaigns, confusing mod li, music, and storytelling. My main blog is @astrologicalcedars , so do what you wish with that. My only rules here are please don’t be weird with the asks and don’t be a jerk. Do that and we’ll be fine. Anyways, Aradia Medigo best girl non-negotiable.

mod morning is the owner of the blog, a sylph (?) or witch of light who uses she/her pronouns. 

mod astrid is a witch of hope who uses she/her pronouns. 

why do you get into fights so often?

its pretty fucking funny man idk what to tell you

do you mean it?

do i?

whats the link to the discord?

it will be forever closed.

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i was planning on making a sburb au of the cast of tgwdlm, but ive been having a problem classpecting, to start, im gonna ask you to classpect emma perkins :) heres her personality description from her wikj page

“On the surface, Emma appears to have a very laissez-faire, almost apathetic view of the world which is matched with her sardonic sense of humour. However, deep down she has a more passionate view of life. She often speaks her mind but also does what she can to help others. Emma has major commitment issues, particularly in her relationships. Much like Paul Matthews, she has a somewhat distaste for musicals. Her personality differs based on her experiences in each timeline. In The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Emma generally appears very snarky and sarcastic but also somewhat resigned whereas in Black Friday she appears more hopeful in how she wants to build a relationship with her family. In Forever and Always, Emma appears far less committed to life, having had none of the influence of Paul or her sister's death as such she generally appears more care free. In Perky's Buds, Emma appears committed to her farm and exhibits much more of the stoner aspect of her personality. She refuses to back down against aversion.”

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This is NOT I repeat this is NOT a sign to send in characters for classpecting. We don’t do that anymore. We only very occasionally make stupid jokes and then disappear into the void. Let this be our legacy.

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Anonymous asked:

LoCaQ lives on!

dear god. i hope you are having fun. whoever the mod team is, if it gains the notoriety that the ones i ran ever did, prepare yourselves for hell!

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Anonymous asked:

good evening! i’ve recently found myself neck-deep in the superhell that is homestuck. please help me! been lately doing some self discovery so i’ve been thinking that classpecting might help with figuring myself out. uh. yea!

i’m an enjoyer of being in the centre of attention, a bit of a control freak, someone with a tendency to look at my brain from a bystander’s perspective to figure out my emotions. aphantasiac, if that means anything? adhd probably??

digging on my own has shown my most eligible classpect would be thief of void, but the runner-up, backed up by sources like quizzes, suggests knight of mind could work too.

uuuh. classpect me if you so wish?

Godspeed on getting unstuck, monarch. But uhhhhhhhh I mean we are more jokes and memes now, when the fancy strikes. But sure, I got some time.

Kinda WILD combo there. You mentioned center of attention and control freak, and my immediate thoughts were “LIGHTIE.” But then the aphantasiac and outer perspective made me think less Light. Hm.

Ok, hear me out. Sylph of Heart, with Mage of Mind backup.

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Anonymous asked:

i have Trauma and i'm very lonely and my previous way to deal w/ it was to seek attention (even though I wasn't even good at doing that n just came off as weirdly aggro) bc I wanted rly badly to be seen n feel worth smth but perhaps unhealthily I have found that I actually feel better when I stop trying and just find ways to be happy on my own. I thought I was a heart player bc I think abt identity a lot but I hate that aspect sm so I'm choosing to be void. classpect me

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Anonymous asked:

based on the adhd heir of space post. does sylph of mind mean like. anything to you. (<- is in denial)

ok full disclosure that was a fluke and there is no way in hell anyone can have their mental illnesses divined by classpect. that being said sylph of mind issss. well i have one and what they need is help so do with that what you will

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Anonymous asked:

hey so, i sent an anon ask a couple years ago about being an heir of space and forgetting something, and mod Li said that it was a massive adhd mood. at the time i was like "huh, i don't have adhd so this must just be something everyone experiences" and so recently after like... two years of repeatedly seeing adhd posts and going "huh! one of those things ig" i actually started looking into adhd and now everything makes SO MUCH SENSE! so ye just wanted to let ya know you figured it out first lol

YES. I AM SO FUCKING RIGHT ALL OF THE TIME. SOMEONE HAND ME A DIPLOMA RN

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Anonymous asked:

I am sensitive and I cry a lot but that’s okay. My space. My time. I’ll cry whenever and wherever I want. Everyone else’s problem now as well as mine. Active issue spreader. Passing emotion on like a virus.

maybe instead of a classpect you need a diagnosis

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Anonymous asked:

y mod li h8 bards and pages

short answer, fucking annoying.

long answer, ive actually undergone significant character development against my will in the page department. pages following this blog will be thrilled to know that i am now in fact dating a page, so there is at least one good one out there. i would like to reiterate: kicking and screaming. the day i learned they were a page i mourned that fact for no less than three hours and then realized that maybe karma is fucking real.

make no mistake though i will still make fun of every page that occurs in my vicinity. just not that one. its not that much character development.

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Anonymous asked:

Yo, new around here. Can't believe y'all still operate after years lmao. So, i've (for now) decided that i went from a heir of breath to a (maybe?) maid of heart. What does that mean?

i think that calling what we do "operating" is generous at best. anyway yes youre a maid of heart now fantastic. you are insecure. congratulations

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Anonymous asked:

i'm kind of super into classpecting to the point that i can give myself almost any aspect if i can find a class that would fit it, what kind of vibe does that give?

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