undertale funnymen
yaaay!!! i love when people draw the bros anatomically accurate , n realized i haven't done that in a while
Вообще это должна была быть серия артов дейвджейдов в разных музыкальных референсах, но было слишком наивно надеяться на такую продуктивность (прошел год) да и сейчас это может сделать нейронка такчто мхе
oc designs and concepts from my new story abt roxy lalonde, their great-great-something grandkid and what it means to be a god :3
i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy
ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little
white person online: yoooo bro was uhhh bro be like ..... goofy ahh bro be stupid ahh
Related best(?)/worst of aave struggle tweets
Unrelated to "ahh" specifically but these two are like the Hindenburg Disasters of aave misuse so I had to post them too
Can i be honest guys this post is partially canceled because i cant stop saying "and that's on fahrenheit periodt" like i cant stop
shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’
Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny
A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language.
another hilarious example:
girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet
when papyrus said he lived in a place with “Green Grass” this is the first thing that came to my mind
sans' meme status reaching people outside the fandom is a well known thing but papyrus not being included in the spotlight will never not be hysterical to me
like yeah i guess it's kinda poetic considering how he constantly fails at trying to become famous, but also imagine if one day you found out komaeda has a canonically gay brother who walks around in a speedo and has him tell him bedtime stories at night. and nobody fucking talked about this
they were surprised he finally put moderate effort into something
Nevil Maskelyne, First filmed eclipse. 1900
Solar eclipse filmed on 28 May, 1900 by a famous magician, Nevil Maskelyne , while on an expedition by The British Astronomical Association to North Carolina. In 1898 he travelled to India to photograph an eclipse. He succeeded but the film can was stolen
8 dabloons
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
this is too good to leave hidden in the replies
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
I was having sex with iTunes on shuffle and I came during "Best" from Mouth Silence.
having sex with iTunes
