Encounters of the Unconscious Kind

important discovery

the essentials of first aid

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

game manual in the 90s describing an enemy type: this bionic baddie has three arms and a nasty attitude. don’t get too close to his laser cutters or you’ll catch this big boy’s burn!

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

#is this really what wearing glasses is like?

Yes

i’ve found it, the promised land

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.