Dracula does not respond. He is too busy pissing.

I forgot how good Aquamarine was. This really is what it's like to be in florida in the 2000s

Just finished it. Amazing. Stunning. How was this movie that good

"Now, let's talk about the astral plane. Can we talk about the astral plane, please, Player? I've been dying to talk about the astral plane with you all day, ok?"

My first thought when Freya pulled out the conspiracy board

It’s easier said than done it’s like a 50/50 shot if it crumbles to dust or not during the process

This is like discovering an ancient folk art form you'd never heard of

happy trans day of visibility to every trans woman who has yet to begin her journey. i love you, i see you, and i can’t wait to see you bloom 💜

just talked to a trans woman today struggling with the hopelessness of waiting. to all of you in the same shoes, i see you 💜

"Why so cis?" -The Woker

Barbie wallpapers 💗

we’re making it to 1k with this one 💯

One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don’t want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It’s a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.

Getting buff & lean by connecting myself to mother Gaia. Either way, no

i love it when a piece of media is like: is there anything more painful than knowing your sibling? is there anything more tragic than knowing they are the only person who will ever share the same experience as you? they were the only constant in your life. they were there since birth and now, no matter how they betray you, you will still love them. you will always feel the need to protect them even if you can no longer bring yourself to talk to them. will anyone else be able to understand? will anybody be able to love you and hate you and fear you the same way a sibling loves you and hates you and fears you? no, probably not

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

For that money I am having a loving relationship with the bear and the deer

Unrelated but I really think part of the problem with the Man or Bear debate is that men drastically overestimate how many (contiguous US) bears are grizzly bears (along with several other misconceptions about bears that seem to make them very, VERY afraid of bears as a concept).

There are no grizzlies in Michigan.

I think if this post were about fucking a moose or a giant black widow more people would be scared

Jesus. Can’t we have anything nice?