still eating the same chocolate bar after all these years. thank you, tumblr…

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

hmmm

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

*smacks my own fat raccoon ass*

this isnt the wrong blog. i know what i said.

french person: *speaks french*

me, crying: how do you do that with your mouth

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

Stephen Hawking‘s life proves what we should all know to be true: that intelligence without compassion is meaningless, and that every person who is truly intelligent knows caring deeply for others is the smartest choice a person can make

i think u should all stop saying “go outside” to people on this site because frankly I enjoy not having to come across them IRL 

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,061 slutty, slutty, years.

the signs as those memes

aries:

taurus:

gemini:

cancer:

leo:

virgo:

libra:

scorpio:

sagittarius:

capricorn:

aquarius:

pisces:

say those three words and i’m yours

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

dunkirk won Two(2) academy awards™ for Sound Editing and Sound Mixing and im Crying bc i cant Stop thinking about that post that was like ‘the ticking noise in dunkirk was just hanz zimmer beating his meat’ lmflkjdksjfkjfd