Imagine your OTP getting a pet hamster.

OH HECK NAH WAR FLASHBACKS

REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS PLEASE.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

so this user comes into my messages and says this shit. Which 1. I don’t believe a word of and 2. If I tell you I don’t care about your opinion Leave Me The Fuck Alone.

But then.

She rolls into @pantton-sandacers messages too (last photo). And an Anonymous third party’s messages too. Which means she’s going around harassing accounts. Thankfully, I had already talked with @pantton-sandacers and she and the third party were aware of this user.

So if she messages you. Block her. It’s not worth dealing with her. Seriously. Be aware please.

I don’t want anyone else to have to deal with this

PLEASE REBLOG SO EVERYONE HEARS BEFORE SHE GETS TO THEM.

((I don’t know how long ago this was, but block her! She’s not good news!))

virgil is definitely a pretty emo

Prinxiety Crowds

🥀🐇 charlotte (daughter of the white queen) meeting harry hook headcanons for @cloudyxis 🐇🥀

- they meet in school when harry accidentally runs into charlotte after dashing away from fairy godmother. he stops to help her pick up her things, while she blushes madly the entire time. she stays quiet, mumbling only a simple “thank you”, and before she knows it, he’s back on his feet again. - harry hadn’t stopped thinking about her after that encounter, which was unusual for him - they officially met in a small café in downtown auradon; charlotte had slipped out of her immaculate outfit and into a pair of adidas pants, black and white adidas sneakers, and a white tshirt. her hair fell in loose curls around her face, she her nose was wrinkled in concentration at the calculus textbook in front of her. each time she rose her coffee mug to her mouth, harry would stare at her and try to {wordlessly} get her attention - because she wears mostly white, harry probably said something lame like “i didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground” - she would look at him and try not to smile, but she couldn’t not - he eyes her outfit up and down. “i like the sweatpants,” he teased. - “i’m usually a dress type of girl.” - “you look beautiful in either” - harry spends a few hours asking charlotte everything there is to know about her - they start meeting up every day at the café after a few days - they try new drinks on the menu together

- lana 🥀

Harry Hook - Jealous

Requested: By anonymous: I’d like to request Harry hook jealousy headcanons (where what it’s like if Harry was the one getting jealous. I know there was one for the reader getting jealous and just wanted to differentiate what I meant).

Warnings: none

(Not my gif)

Harry gets jealous easily, no doubt.

It’s to be expected though, whether you’re on the Isle or in Auradon, he’s very protective. He also trusts very few, which can add to the jealousy.

And luckily, most aren’t stupid enough to flirt with Harry’s s/o or to try anything. But sometimes there’s one or two there.

Harry has a few ways he could act when he’s jealous.

The first is where he will go up and wrap his arm around his s/o, drawing the attention of the conversation to him. He makes sure that the person he’s jealous of has the perfect view of his hook near his side. Usually the person will be scared off by the time Harry even walks over.

The second way is where he will just walk up and either kiss is s/o (happens mainly in Auradon, but happens sometimes on The Isle) in front of everyone. Or he’ll come up and just take his s/o away, he doesn’t even have a reason (and if he does its a lame one). Sometimes he’ll pull his s/o away, sometimes he’ll pick them up.

The second way is usually the one where Harry is extremely jealous and/or angry.

The third and final is where Harry would sulk. He would watch his s/o from afar, tapping his hook and looking angry/like he’s sulking. Uma usually has to snap him out of it (which will lead to one of the first two ways happening)

It’s a bit cute to see the first mate get so riled up, but honestly no one expected any less.

Also because I assume everyone is like 16 reblog with your age in the tags?

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

I am calling money into my life

Deadass tho I reblogged this and got some money I had been waiting on for months deposited into my account. Not even kidding

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

@staff fix this.

@staff

!! REMINDER: OC ADOPTION REQUESTS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE !!

🥀⚓️ spencer smee {son of mr. smee} // oc created for @aesthetic-tmblr-name ⚓️🥀

{portrayed by young cole sprouse}

another smee oc that i’ve created: https://isleofthelxst.tumblr.com/post/164006097337/samson-sammy-smee-son-of-mr-smee-oc

{ @aesthetic-tmblr-name if you like him, feel free to keep him as your own! use him for requests and stories, anything you want! he’s yours! }

spencer is mr. smee’s 15 year old son // part of uma’s crew through association with harry // is almost like harry’s little brother, shadowing everything he does in hopes of being in charge of his own crew one day // fiesty but is actual sunshine // looks up to gil but chastises him for being “naive”, although they are very similar // magnet for girls, even if he doesn’t know it // considers himself a “bad” villain, although his father is a mere sidekick // embarassed by his dad constantly // hates being underestimated // actually shrimpy // the baby/brains of the crew, as carlos is to the core four // when he transfers to auradon prep, carlos encourages him to be himself more often // academically gifted // his bark is worse than his bite, but he’s very loyal to his friends and will fight for them, even uma, who’s especially hard on him // everyone’s little brother

- lana ⚓️

uhm this is the cutest thanks so so much :))

THOMAS DID THAT

I just finished watching Descendants 2 and Mal & Evie’s duet Space Between was basically a love song. Listen I know they’re best friends and it was a powerful love duet about strong female friendship but it’s also the single gayest thing Disney has ever done and I’m living