u up?

nice tits

cant believe i nutted in my own vagoo and im pregnant with myself. cant wait to be born! can we get 5000 likes?

have u queefed today?

u ever hear a song u havent heard of in years and immediately fart

guess what im doing? definitely not fingerblasting my own ass

when i see people grab like 8 ketchup packets for one bacon egg and cheese it makes my ass implode

tomblr is still ugly as shit #DAB #post :P

hey its nice to see u binch

real talk we all knew xxxtentacruel was gonna get murked one way or another

i come back for a couple days and all my followers are porn blogs holy shit is this cyber heaven so much HOT boober and vasagna!!