I found some old unfinished drafts. Let me know your interpretations.

bully: that’s me in my regalia when i was little

hops: OHHH that’s so cute. this is me in my dad’s t shirt when i was like five

louis: this is so touching. i wish i had been a child

hops: What

louis: i was never shorter that five feet…similar to a baby doe?

bully: excuse me What the Fuck

a blessing for transitioning genders, rabbi elliot kukla

Here is the non-problematic version.

Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

(Link to tweet here)

Hey!! Where’s my Tonight Show with Adam Birkholtz AU???? 

i’m here for the jews that don’t feel jewish.

for the jews that don’t look jewish. who are torn between rejecting or embracing a stereotype that never fit them in the first place.

for the jews who don’t speak hebrew. who fumble over prayers or can’t remember the last time they’ve stepped foot into a synagogue.

for the jews who don’t keep kosher. who text on shabbat. who love cheese burgers and especially bacon. 

for the jews who have just converted. who feel out of place. who find themselves lost during services, overwhelmed, and unsure of who to ask for help.

for the jews of color who constantly feel othered. who have their jewishness scrutinized and their opinions dismissed. who deal with antisemitism outside of their community and racism within.

for the jews who are patrilineal. who feel like they constantly have to prove their jewishness. who are looked down upon and shunned for something completely beyond their control.

for the ethnic jews who grew up detached from culture or religion. who never got to have a bar mitzvah. who have to google the meanings of holidays and prayers. who learn about their own people from wikipedia pages.

for the disabled jews who can’t participate in services. for the lgbt jews who wonder if hashem still loves them. for the atheist jews who struggle to connect. 

for any jew who has ever doubted their jewishness. 

you are important, you are not alone, and you belong in this community.

anyways i hope that i’m the first to do this

master post of dogs celebrating passover

The only Pesach photo set that matters

Did… DC just acknowledge Superman’s distinctly Jewish origins? Am I dreaming?

I am so sick of the “are Jews white” speil.

Not only because the premise erases Jews who are never white and never pass. But also because it erases a very fraught border for many Jews who are white or white-passing or whatever. These Jews have access to the benefits of whiteness at least some of the time. Maybe even most of the time! But that doesn’t mean antisemitism isn’t racialized. Jewish features are called such, identified as such, and harped on as such because of ethnic phenotypes common to this ethnoreligious group. Jews have been mocked, excluded, and persecuted because even though many were white-skinned, they weren’t considered white enough, based on phenotype and ancestry and ethnic point of origin. It’s entirely predicated on white supremacism. That’s racism.

In fact, the Nazis of old and alt-right and neo-Nazis today despise Jews precisely because so many of us muddy the border between white and not-white. This makes them and their white identity feel threatened. This is why they were shouting in Charlottesville “Jews will not replace us!”

This means that Jews who are white both benefit from white privilege and suffer under white supremacy at the same time. 

So I saw a fic the other day with Jewish Tater and holy hell did it set off an intense train of thought. 

Like the story was fantastic, and the thing that got me was that Tater’s dad was a Rabbi. While not impossible, it would be incredibly rare.

So that got me thinking, what if he had a more common story.

Under a cut because this got WAY more personal and long-winded than I intended

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More Jewish Tater headcanons because I’ve started digging this hole and can’t stop! Today’s episode features: Russian New Year!

(follow up to this but this one’s a lot more cheerful)

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I have a friend who’s interfaith Jewish-Muslim, so of course a lot of people like to make their own dickish assumptions. And most of them will go to her and and just be like “Soooo you’re Jewish AND???? Muslim???? What’s that like?” 

And every single time she just looks right at them and goes “Well it’s a lot of fasting. Way too much not-eating.”

So my point here is, Jewish-Muslim Nursey.

shoutout to n for the lil hanukkiah in the bg for the holster pic

look at this baby jewish bro i love him

Ngozi unlock all the Jewish characters challenge

@jewishomgcp

So I’m terrible about actually writing fic but in honor of the first night/day of Chanukah here’s my headcanon of SMH playing dreidel.