they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

those wildlife documentaries that detail life on a reef and there's an innocent cute little fish living its silly calm life on the reef maybe it's like pink and yellow or something with big eyes and it's just vibing plucking up little tidbits from the sand and then WHAM some fucking ugly as fuck overgrown monstrous frogfish thing explodes out of nowhere and swallows the cute little fish whole and then settles back to hide in the sand and wait for another victim. and its like the little fish died before it ever had a chance to feel fear. an entire life obliterated in an instant by an indifferent force. and we can't even fault the frogfish because it was just hungry and we can't apply a schema of human morality to animal behaviors but regardless we feel some pity for the little fish... some rage, some horror. and then the reef is peaceful again. when we talk about certain things, and perhaps you mention some stuff i care about a little too much, you are like the little fish and i am like the frogfish

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

fuck unrequited love, give me unrequited devotion! give me a character who worships the mere ground their s/o walks on. give me a character who would do anything, cross any boundary or burn any bridge for the one they love. give me a character reveres and adores their partner to a religious (and unhealthy) extent

but the devotee just doesn’t get it. they don’t understand what they’ve done to receive this treatment or why the other character looks at them like they’ve just seen salvation. they fear they will never live up to the devoted one’s expectations and sometimes they wonder if their s/o is even in love with them, or if they’re really in love with the perfect version of them that they’ve created in their mind.

bonus points if the constant devotion and worship starts to drive a wedge between them!!!!!!

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

I looked this up and I need you all to know that the stadium was blasting Holding Out For A Hero as the bee man was vaccuming them up with his shop vac. There's video. It's amazing.

I had to go google this for peace of mind. The bees were not killed they were safely relocated.

Thank you bee guy.

tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

zoo wee mama...

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

me watching old music videos on youtube for three hours straight

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