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chippin’ in | nct dream ‘00 line

Finding solace in bad decisions probably isn’t the best way to get over your cheating ex-boyfriend, but as you watch the strings of fate intertwine themselves with the four members of SAMURAI, you’re starting to think the universe is sending you a sign to do just that. A drummer with a sex addiction, an alcoholic with trust issues, a stoner who’s always high and the responsible leader who brings them all together – your mother taught you to never be greedy, but you can’t stop yourself from wanting all four. Question is, how bad do you they want you?

AUTHOR’S NOTE: First of all, how the fuck did we get here? I swear this was never meant to be more than just a simple rocker!AU, but the word count still amazes me months after I’ve finished the whole thing. I’d like to dedicate it to my amazing beta editor and writing buddy, @hoeforau​, who is the other half of the brains behind this beast (happy belated birthday, bestie). I’d also like to thank Jewel / @domjaehyun​​ for her writing tips - if it weren’t for them, I think I would’ve struggled a lot to make a story like this work. “Chippin’ In” is one of my babies, so please treat her well and show her love!

ABOUT THE STORY: This is based on the music of a fictional band named SAMURAI from Cyberpunk 2077 and other artists from the game/real life. I highly recommend listening to the songs as you move through the chapters! You can still enjoy the story without them, but you’ll be missing out on some good tunes and might not catch the lyrical references. The names in brackets are the real names of the artists/bands in case you want to find more of their songs.

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“Ki, pass me those cigs to your left, will you?”

The woman sitting across from you reaches for the black box that lays abandoned on the windowsill, handing it over to her friend as she says a quick “thanks” and pulls out a stick. Her lighter is already between her fingers as she puts it up to her lips, the familiar click filling the quiet of the diner as she lights the end and takes a deep drag before exhaling the smoke in the air.

“Quit fucking staring at me,” she mutters. “It’s not the first time you’ve seen me smoke.”

“You said you were done with all that,” your other friend, Kiyo, reminds her as she waves the cloud away from her face.

“I said I was going to cut down a bit, not quit entirely.”

“If cutting down means still smoking a pack a day, then you’re an idiot.”

“Tough talk coming from someone who can’t even go a minute without hitting her vape.”

“Hey, at least it’s not a fucking cig!”

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If this ain’t the best fic I’ve ever read in my entire life, I don’t know what it is.

Welcome to “Remi’s Year-End Review for 2021″, the post where we look back on a wonderful year of writing! It’s been a crazy twelve months, so I hope you enjoy this little glance back in time to what chaos has gone down on this cursed website.

If I can be honest, I never thought I’d get back into creative writing during my university days, especially since I started the blog when I was a second-year and now I’m a third-year. Finding time to write amidst online classes and projects was tough, but it was the best distraction I could wish for during a part of my life where I was recovering from a tough break-up and needed something that would help me move on. I knew it would be chaos coming back to NCT and there were definitely going to be moments where I’d question the lack of sanity in the fandom, but it was worth it and I’ve never been more grateful to them for becoming my writing muse. It really just goes to show that writing doesn’t need to be something you do only during your teenage years — you’re never too old or too young to start if you truly enjoy doing it.

A massive thank you goes out to every single person that has taken the time to visit my little blog, send an ask or a message, leave a comment, like and reblog my stories. To those who add my works to their fic recs, to my blog anons for never failing to make my day when they pop in to chat, to the people who don’t interact with my content and still enjoy reading it. Believe it or not, you bring a lot of happiness to us everyday people who write for fun and juggle reality at the same time, so please don’t ever think that we forget about you!

To my mutuals: @flowerboykun, @jisungiest, @chicksung, @ncteaxhoe, @vi-tto, @spookyhyuck, @slightlymore, @markresonates, @lebrookestore​ and @raibebe​ — thank you for reaching out to me throughout the year! It can be super intimidating at times to chat with writers who have been here much longer than I have, but we’ve had some wonderful conversations and I’m always happy to see your messages in my inbox/on Discord.

My biggest thank you goes to @hoeforau​​. You’ve probably seen me mention her several times in my author’s notes, but she came to me at the beginning to request a story and is now my closest writing compadre who offers some of the best ideas. She’s the driving force behind stories like “The Owl And The Moon”, “The Last Dance”, “Wave Rider” and the Dream ‘00 line rocker!AU that I’m currently writing. I really don’t know how she hasn’t blocked my thirsty ass yet, but she deserves the world and a good dicking by Lee Donghyuck.

Now, with all the sentimental rambling done, let’s move onto what I call a more condensed and cooler version of the Tumblr “Year In Review” (seriously, that thing was so ugly and I’m glad I never posted their version of it).

TOP STORIES OF 2021 :

You really seemed to enjoy these ones, eh? Out of the three, “A Lover’s Fate” is probably one of my favourite stories I’ve ever written because at the time, I’d been planning a CEO!AU with Jaehyun for ages and it felt really good to just write whatever came to mind (editing was a nightmare though). Considering I have so many Jeno stories on my masterlist, seeing a Jaehyun one at the top is quite surprising!

TOP TAGS OF 2021 :

I remember the first time I opened hard hours on my blog and dear god, I was so overwhelmed by the amount of asks I got that I was questioning whether I’d be able to answer them all. It was great though because I gained some lovely blog anons and one of the drabbles I wrote inspired the full version of “Promises”. I’ll definitely do it again, but I’ll need to mentally prepare because my poor brain exploded last time and I couldn’t bring myself to write any smut for two months!

BLOG MILESTONES :

Holy crap, I can’t even begin to explain what these numbers mean to me. I’ve never been the type to care much about follower counts, but seeing the amount of support grow over the past year has been really touching and I can’t express my gratitude enough for it. I really appreciate people being interested in my writing and eagerly waiting for more, so thank you!

Hmm, is there anything else I’ve forgotten to say for this review… ah, yes, I almost forgot. For 2022, I’ll be officially changing my blog name to something entirely new! It’s something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, as the previous name change was prompted by negative drama on my blog that I didn’t want to be associated with. This one combines my love for both Jaehyun (my first bias) and Cyberpunk 2077 (a game I love very, very much). The name change will go live on January 1st, so please bear with me as I get all the links updated on just about everything.

Once again, thank you to everyone who has taken the time to visit the blog and show some love for my writing. It’s truly wonderful to be a part of the writing community once more and I can’t wait to see what comes next on this hellsite. Stay safe, wear your masks, always stay hydrated and enjoy the new year!

- R

Shoutout to my bestie!!!

Looking forward to a new year of degeneracy and thot horny hours with you, as always.

Keep on being the best, love ya🖤

Wave Rider ; N.JM

PAIRING. Na Jaemin x Reader

SUMMARY. Neo City’s finest beach resort is your home away from home for the summer and this year, you’re determined to make it the best vacation you’ve had in a while. All seems to be going well until you cross paths with a man at the beach who turns out to be the world’s best surfer. The question is, will he be the lucky catch of the summer? Or is he just another fish in the sea that won’t bite your bait?

GENRE. smut, fluff, angst, celebrity!AU, surfer!Jaemin, friends with benefits.

WARNINGS. sexual content, making out, handjobs, blowjobs, oral sex, fingering, riding, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, alcohol, drinking, swearing.

WORD COUNT. 22.1k

TAGLIST. @navoeur @qianinterprises @unknown5tar @feivai @jisungiest @sunshinedhyuck @fishjellyyt @ahsshilee-me @jenoxygen @sweetjaemss @jinnieyeolele @weishenneo @dearjaehyxn @cuddlyvkook @itxkaelum @resceluwu @hyuckworld @wownajaemin @tyongff-ff​ @bunnylover0193​ @erikyoong​ @jccv @kimjuliakindathing @zcl01 @haechansworld @struggleoften10 @nohyuckieduckie

AUTHOR’S NOTE. This story is for the Resonance Beach collab, which is being hosted by me. I’m dedicating it to the lovely @hoeforau , who also was my editor for the entire thing, and to our very own Jaemin, who celebrates his birthday today! Thank you for being Czennies’ biggest fan and for being such a caring person with the Dreamies, especially to Jisung. Wishing you the best of being twenty-one!

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“Nine years and you’re still not sick of this place? I’m genuinely impressed.”

With a flourish of your hand, you pushed your sunglasses to the top of your head and grinned at the man who was standing behind the front desk, his eyebrows raised at your presence.

“What can I say?” you answered. “There’s something that keeps bringing me back, almost like it’s tugging at my heartstrings.”

“It better not be the drinks because last time I checked, you weren’t a raging alcoholic.”

“Oh, it’s totally the drinks, trust me.”

The man broke into a smile as he walked around the counter and over to embrace you in a hug. No matter how often you stayed at the Resonance Beach resort, Do Kyungsoo never seemed to change. He’d been working here for nearly as long as your family had been coming to stay for the summer, recently becoming the front desk manager after several years of being shuffled from position to position. Somehow, he never seemed to age a day past his twenties and that brain of his seemed just as sharp.

“It’s good to see you,” he said, patting you on the back. “Where’s the rest of the family?”

“On their respective vacations,” you replied, following him over to the front desk as you leaned against the counter. “Parents are out on some cruise in the Bahamas while my sister’s in Europe with her fiancée. Something about backpacking the Alps, I think? I don’t know, I didn’t ask for details.”

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Best thing to happen so far this year🖤

this needs to be seen

Mutuals As NCT Dream Members

I saw someone on my dash do this as a reply to an ask and I thought I might try my hand at assigning members to my mutuals.

I’m sure that many more of my mutuals are similar to these members as well, but these people were the ones that really stuck out to me when I was thinking about it!

happy campers : n.jm

pairing: instructor!jaemin x instructor!reader genres: summer camp au, strangers to lovers, fluff, angst length: 10.8k warnings: swearing, drinking description: na jaemin doesn't do crushes. unfortunately, your heart didn't get the memo.

a/n: sorry i've been gone so long, i'll fit in an author's note at the end too in case you want to know where i'm at. this fic is based on this prompt. i know it doesn't fit it completely but i'm happy with how this turned out.

The exit from the coach is like stepping out of an oven. Never in your life have you welcomed the outdoors so much, from the lush green undergrowth to the dry dirt beneath your sandals.

You take a long inhale, breathing in the scent of the forest and hugging your backpack tighter to your chest. The weather is sunny, the sky clear, and the air isn't too humid nor too cold. It's perfect.

"Scoot over a bit." A voice comes from behind.

I WAS WAITING FOR MY JAEMIN SUMMER FLING!!!! FUCK!!!!!

archenemies | huang renjun

pairing: renjun x reader

words: 8.8k

genre: ‘bad boy’!au, fluff

warnings: language, some juvenile activities, huang “fight me” renjun, he’s way too aries for this to be good

a/n: move aside it’s my emotional support bad boy fic

There are people who are lucky and people who have met Huang Renjun. 

Every day is a reminder of all your mistakes, all the sins you’ve committed to have to deal with him. You’ve forgotten what began all the biting comments and burning quarrels, but you’re not going to lose to some quick-tempered punk. In all honesty, however, you’d prefer to never think of him again.

Huang Renjun is just a cog in the machine that controls your life and you’re going to best ignore him till someone upstairs decides to fix that machine. (You wish it were that easy.)

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RESONANCE BEACH: Participants

The following list is for the participants in the Resonance Beach collab. If you are interested in joining, please read the official post for more information.

WE HIT 1K FOLLOWERS!

I have absolutely no words that can explain how grateful I am to have even reached such a number. This blog began in January of 2021 as a way to get back into writing and NCT, but I never expected to hit this many followers in five months. Five months, what the hell?! Thank you, truly. You have no idea how much this means to me.

I’ll most likely stop doing follower count posts unless we reach major milestones, but I’d like to let everyone know that I really appreciate the support. All of you are part of my little family, whether I know you personally or not. A big thank you goes out to the anons that take the time to stop by and say hello — I love chatting with you!

I’d also like to give a special thank you to @hoeforau​​ , who came to me a couple of months back to request a Jaemin story. Ever since then, we’ve been wonderful friends, and she’s been my go-to for idea bouncing, 3 am screaming and simping. Love you so much, mon amie <3

Ahhhhh congrats girl!!!

Love you to bits you damn dad simp!!🖤

honhonhonhonhonilyhonhonhonhonhonhon

tagged by @jenmyeons and @abunnycotton for the roommate tag game: the first 4 idols in your camera roll are your roommates!

so ive got 3/7 of superm and a fucking demon … honestly now that taeten have made up this would be such a fire rooming situation…. taeyong and ten would help me clean, ten, taemin, and I could play with the cats, Taeyong could introduce me to his fish, and I would simply be terrified every time yuta is in the room <3

ummmm idk who’s done this already? but ill tag @perfeggso @jongins-tiddies @bl–ankhaeji @pastelsicheng @prettyjaems @adoniachoi @fruityutas @lebrookestore @itsapapisongo and whoever else wants to know it I know im missing people!!!

thank u for the tag cutie ☺️

all i know is that i’m sharing a bathroom with yoon bc ik those boys are probably gross 😅

tagging -> @badwithten @hoeforau @y4ngy4ngs and uhhh @osmosly

I mean... I guess I can’t complain

@jenoremii

let’s play pretend.

what if we’re in love? haha, just kidding… unless?

pairing :: na jaemin x reader genre :: fluff / best friend + college au word count :: 1,552 words warnings :: none playlist :: talk too much (coin) ⋆ face (woosung) ⋆ pretend (bad suns) ⋆ la belle femme (hunny) ⋆ love you like crazy (taeyeon) author’s note :: best f2l is the ultimate trope sorry i don’t make the rules

Persistent fratboys at parties are the absolute worst. Already early into the night, you find yourself unable to shake off the latest leech in all his snapback and rayban glory. Why is it that they never back off until you’re forced to lie about a significant other? If you’re lucky, they’ll stop there. It’s quite stupid how they’ll let you go only if you suddenly have a boyfriend, rather than simply understanding that you aren’t interested. Perhaps, they’re too scared to confront how undesirable they actually are.

Literally, nobody wants someone who owns salmon shorts and more button up shirts with palm trees than necessary. Never mind the fact that you’ve seen this guy participate in more forties at four than actually attend his classes sober if he even makes it to your shared A.I. ethics lecture at eight in the morning. And he’s wearing those god awful sperry boat shoes with no socks. Inwardly, you shiver.

Eyes flitting around, you desperately try to see if you can find any one of your friends nearby who can take you out of your misery, but Yeji and Yerim are already mixed in the drunken dancing crowd, and you can’t find Donghyuck or Jeno anywhere. Renjun had been standing with you prior, but he already went home a few minutes ago because he had midterms early tomorrow morning. However, perhaps Lady Luck understands your woes because you spot your best friend coming out of the kitchen.

You quickly grab his arm, pulling Jaemin over. “Sorry, I’m here with him already.”

“This is your boyfriend?” the guy asks skeptically, unabashedly staring at your friend in question.

“Yep. Yes, that’s him. My boyfriend. Love of my life. My other half. His name is Jaemin.”

Jaemin turns to look at you, somewhat confused. You try to send some sort of telepathic message to him, and to your relief, it seems that he understands when you shoot him a look of mixed panic and desperation.

“Yeah, that’s me. I’m the boyfriend. The super significant other.” He reconfirms your answer and returns the male’s stare, giving him an enthusiastic thumbs up.

Great. Nothing says “I love you” more than a common hand signal found on YouTube videos. Maybe you should tell fratboy to hit the subscribe button, too. Subscribe to see more daily mishaps in the life of Y/N and watch as she digs an even deeper hole for herself.

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FUCK OFF THIS WAS SO CUTE

DISPATCH HAS CAUGHT YOU WITH AN IDOL AND ARE ABOUT TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!

Reblog this post with the most recent photo of an idol to see who you were caught with

Thanks to Liv ( @spookyhyuck ) for tagging me!

BREAKING NEWS: NCT’s HAECHAN rumoured to be in a relationship, caught coming out of an apartment early in the morning. Who could it be?

Tagging @hoeforau @chicksung @soliverse @flowerboykun @weivzhn @jisungiest @navoeur​

Thanks to @jenoremii for tagging me hihi

BREAKING NEWS: Johnny Suh of NCT rumoured to have brought a “friend” on a camping trip. A possible relationship?

Tagging @fruityutas @smileysuh @kiri-ah (as always you guys aren’t obliged to do this lolz)

Mutuals Tag

Thanks to Mina ( @neojaems ) for tagging me!

All my uwus to you 💞💞💞

pussy blocked.

Y/N’s unofficial guide on how to be a heartbreaker:

pairing :: lee jeno x reader genre :: angst, comedy, fluff ⋮ fuckboy/girl + college au word count :: 31,360 words warnings :: y/n has a breakdown at one point, dick jokes, sexual innuendos, implied sex but it’s like a romcom movie where we skip to the morning after because i don’t write about places where the sun doesn’t shine, and of course it’s not a luvdsc fic without a whole bunch of mutual pining playlist :: break my heart (hey violet) ⋆ lowkey (niki) ⋆ pancakes (lany) ⋆ i left a party for you (pilar victoria) ⋆ blurry (jp saxe) ⋆ slow (shy martin) ⋆ we’re fucked, it’s fine (jeremy zucker) ⋆ happiness (taylor swift) ⋆ this is how you fall in love (jeremy zucker & chelsea cutler) + extended playlist here. author’s note :: this is me putting my biggest fears on blast :’) ty to ti @m88n, steph @aqiaquas, tk god @eggyukhei, and lana @choerrypuffs for being my biggest cheerleaders !!! and especially to @wincore​ thank you for listening to all my incoherent ramblings and ideas and accepting it all within an hour of us starting to talk LOL ily moon ♡

i. the devil wears leather jackets.

“Thoughts on leather jackets?”

Yeeun hoists herself onto the scratched counter of the tiny bathroom, cheap neon strips of flashing lights pasted around the edges of the ceiling and the booming bass of the music barely muffled by the closed door. She swings her legs, the heels of her boots banging lightly against the cabinet beneath her.

“They’re cute. Why? Don’t you already have like, three of them?” Your fingers curl around the lip gloss your best friend offers to you. You thank her before you lean forward, uncapping the makeup and spreading an even, glossy coat over your lips.

“Not on me!” She taps her manicured fingers against her thigh rhythmically. “Actually, maybe on me. There’s a really good sale going on at Madewell right now. Maybe I’ll get one.”

“Another night of drunk retail therapy?” You pucker your lips, angling your face slightly to check that you had applied enough of the shimmery gloss. You quickly adjust the satin white crop top you have on that makes your boobs look phenomenal. Perfect. It’s the first party of your final year at university, and you would very much like to start it off with a bang and leave with a cute guy tonight.

“Sober me will thank me tomorrow.” She waves her hand dismissively before taking back the gloss from you and shoving it unceremoniously into her bra (because one hand holding a purse means one less hand holding a drink) before pushing herself off from her counter perch. “Anyway, you’re missing the point! What do you think of boys in leather jackets?”

You narrow your eyes at her, scrutinizing her fidgeting figure through the mirror. “Alright, spill it. Who’s this about?”

“I overheard Mark telling Yukhei that Jeno was asking about you.”

You temporarily pause in place, horror flashbacks already playing like a montage at the mention of him, before facing your friend, who’s already looking at you expectantly. “Did he say why?”

“Who knows? He started throwing up on Yukhei’s shoes, so I had to move away from the target zone.”

You wince at that. Poor Mark was always a lightweight and yet, he always accepts whatever drink Donghyuck hands him. And the latter always mixes concoctions with cheap vodka making up at least 40% of the contents.

“Isn’t this exciting though? The Lee Jeno is interested in you,” she squeals, grabbing onto your arm excitedly.

“I’ve been there. Freshman year, two minutes and beard burn. Literally, the worst experience of my life. Zero out of ten, no stars on Yelp, would swipe left on Tinder, maybe even report him to save other people from the horror.”

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