fake attorney

Mallorca, Spain 1958

homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…

Music is all we have

i genuinely see the worst of humanity in insta reels comments

per UNESCO

this is intentional disrespect and cruelty towards Palestinian women and culture.

”IRL”? this is real life. you’re just talking to me from computer. i’m on the same planet as you. perhaps one day i will pull you from a burning building

me emitting a psychic blast killing everyone

Theyre running out of shit to talk about

tonight we fuck music

Sometimes I’m listening to Smashing Pumpkins and I’m like “man this band sucks” and I turn it off.

Sometimes I’m listening to Bob Dylan and I’m like “alright. I’ve had enough.” and I turn it off.

White-tailed fawn jumping over a fence By: Leonard Lee Rue III From: The World of the White-tailed Deer 1962