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"Soon As I Get It You Will"

@tonikray95

College kid„i will fight to protect RICHONNE , They took Sabraham away from me (those bastards) but TWD IS LIFE . ❤️this blog contents are mixed!!
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saturndivine

traditional astrologers getting so mad at modern astrologers for using anything similar to the ABC method is very weird to me…

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12 Facts About Me

12 Facts About Me

12 facts about Antionette 1. I love music 2. I’ve been writing since 4th grade 3. I’m 5’6 4. I love Apple & Orange Juice 5. My favorite foods are Asian Inspired, Mexican, Italian, and Soul Food. 6. I have an older sister named Antionette too 7.I love Art, Video Games, and Stuffed Animals 8. I can read and speak Spanish 9. I have most if not all Clair abilities but I hate the term…

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I am a completely different woman than I was this time last year. And I’ll be a completely new woman by this time next year. I can’t wait to learn who I’ll be. I can’t wait to see who I am tomorrow.

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tonikray95

Same

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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

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dare-to-dm

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

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sammit-janet

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

i found the post again

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!
Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man
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author-trash

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

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tonikray95

Where is the lie?

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That’s not  justice

Not gonna lie this shit pisses me off every time I read it. How is it “justice” when it’s “just us” getting treated like this? Smh backwards ass system 😒

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beyonslayed

Good morning have you accepted the word of our Lord and savior Megan Thee Stallion yet?

For everyone saying she can only rap about one thing!

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jettestblack

I so badly want Megan to blow up in 2019. She deserves it.

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Shaku Shaku ISSA GOAL…..

well not yet but Nigeria is still praying and fasting for our team to win this World Cup. Yesterday was bad against them pigeons Croatia but we have another chance to redeem ourselves. Naija no dey carry last! + Plus I hope this money that I spent on this shirt doesn’t go to waste……

SUPEREAGLES ALL DAY!

Shirt - Nigeria World Cup Kit

Cycling Shorts - [plug] credit - prettyladybabies

Shoes - Giuseppe Zanotti MASIMS(s4)

Belt Bag - Gucci

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diversedking

Ayee shaku shaku issa go issa go

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lucidnee

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star

Oop!!!

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

Patrick ain’t bout shit

Here for the Patrick drag @mysticdragoonzeref

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manihendrixx

When Patrick stole Spongebob Grandma & never acknowledged spongebob feelings when he cried!

RIGHT!!!! THIS NIGGA STOLE HIS WHOLE GRANDMA!!!!! LIKE WTF KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU! YOU KNOW GRANDMA’S ARE SACRED BEINGS!

Didn’t Patrick snitch on SpongeBob on free balloon day or someshit? And become a fry cook to SPECIFICALLY take SpongeBob’s shine at the fast food Olympics???

Yup and worked with Plankton just to piss him off smh

And Patrick kept the embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from the Christmas party to laugh at

Damn y’all right.

Damn

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butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

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otakusapien

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion

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