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@the-blonde-goblin / the-blonde-goblin.tumblr.com

fandumb crap and also art sometimes. cis, She/her, just for anyone curious. my art blog: https://artofthegoblin.tumblr.com.
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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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kiradical

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

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maxknightley

"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

fictional con artist: I've gathered you all here because you each have unique skills and specialties that will be required for the Ultimate Heist: psychologically destroying the richest man in the world, and taking his mansions, his yacht, and his wife in the process.

real life con artist: plan A is to scare an old lady who barely speaks English. plan B, is to trick unemployed people into giving us money, which they famously have a lot of, in exchange for broadly-defined Career Services. plan C is we try to make NFTs a thing again

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dimetrodrawn

With Greytooth past her prime, Belette has moved in to become the new matriarch of the region.

Far removed from the cave dwelling beasts, Belette was raised by human hands. After centuries of trying to slay them, mankind now dreams of turning dragons into their own personal lapdogs and flying horses. This has proven to not be a wise thing to try to do, and now Belette no longer lives with humans.

Don’t be fooled by those big goopy eyes and soft silky coat, she is a complete menace . While most dragons put their attention on keeping a lair, Belette is singularly focused on holding dominance over everyone and everything through whatever means possible. She really really hates Chuck.

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