reacting to Love theoretically: SPOILER 
 Elsie: one of the people visiting is a biologist from Stanford. He is as tall as Jack, an impossibility I thought and they shake hands
Jack: this is Adam
Me:
 Elsie: one of the people visiting is a biologist from Stanford. He is as tall as Jack, an impossibility I thought and they shake hands
Jack: this is Adam
Me:
how am I supposed to find a man that’s a mix of Adam Carlsen, Jack Smith-Turner and Levi Ward?
Ali Hazelwood, you’ve set me up for failure.
Adam: I want her to know that I care and I’ll do it from afar if I have too
Levi: I am untterly in love with her
Jack: gurl who broke you
I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
wh
why am I in the Andromeda Galaxy
wizard’s curse
Inter Galactic Oktoberfest Quest
Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster pub crawl
realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
well. did it bored 👍
DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!
Phineas and Ferb trending bc of the Ides of March will never not be funny to me
all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
probably the saddest feeling i have ever experienced is knowing that i will likely never find a man like the ones i read about in my books. not because i don’t deserve it but because those men don’t exist.
I have decided I want to be a main character written by Ali Hazelwood- smart, PhD-having boss bitch women who have very grandma-core hobbies and end up with the hottest nerds on the planet!! That’s the dream package!!
the serotonin released after reading any ali hazelwood book is unparalleled