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Ireland text posts
goodbye-jawnlock
I never see posts about Ireland on my dash
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a fantasy book where:
- the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
- the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
- the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
- the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
- the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era- ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’
- the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
- the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’
- the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
- the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
- the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’
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koi--strology
YOUR FAVE IS PROBLEMATIC
ARIES
- angry all the time
- thinks it’s cool to say the f-word
- doesn’t flush the toilet
- too hot? (hot damn)
- always at the top of every astrology post
TAURUS
- owns too many cats
- uses Pinterest
- takes all their selfies on snapchat
- actually lives inside a refrigerator
GEMINI
- two faced!!!!!!11!11!!!!1!!!
- always beats u at tic-tac-toe
- talks fast
- 2spoopy4me
CANCER
- hogs the snacks
- farts a lot
- is literally drowning in a pool of their own tears
- dances like a white dad at a barbecue
LEO
- owns 372 mirrors
- on their phone too much
- unpopular opinions
- better hair than u
VIRGO
- watches too many cat videos
- kekekekekekekekekek
- has an entire bottle of Lysol inside their butthole
- too nice wtf
LIBRA
- cuter than u
- smarter than u
- pee is clearer than urs
- better than u in every possible way
SCORPIO
- uses the eggplant emoji too much
- is a nerd
- tries to seduce you all the time (and succeeds)
- takes too long to text back
SAGITTARIUS
- is a weeb
- overly competitive
- actually owns a centaur but won’t tell me where it is
- smile is cuter than urs
CAPRICORN
- has hella cheekbones
- makes bad puns
- wears mismatched socks
- doesn’t wash their hands
AQUARIUS
- is also a weeb
- the CUTEST smile
- has an alien hidden in their bedroom
- smol
PISCES
- talks 2 their stuffed animals
- sleeps all the time
- forgets to text back too much
- a e s t h e t i c
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Eirtakon!! Some more homestuck selfies bc I am trash and I must post them and I still have another lot so I hope you don’t mind me tagging you guys all over again ene Mituna : @fappingfnaf “Dirk with Boobs” (-Jason 2k15) : @jaceyboiilookslikesharkweek Fancy af Dave : @animefish2010 Bloody Nepeta : @kawaiichan-kyran Gamzee: @triss1998 Other Nepeta : @nexxiaothymn Dirk Dirk : @litteraltoilet GT Rose : @davenohomostrider and their girlfriend @notapheasentplucker Creepy Cal in the bg : @ionlyknowwho
If anyone knows the blogs for anyone I missed out tell me please so I can tag !
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Part 1 of Eirtakon!! (There was a storm last night plus I left my charger at the con so thats why its so late ene) My favourite con by far!! We met so many new friends and theyre all amazing and some of the cosplays were fantastic (kudos to you GT Rose and co) Everyone was so cute and lovely and I was a lemon in the corner but its okay bc lemons can be turned into lemonade and I have no idea where I was going with that but anyway I have to say our “Oh Deer We’re Queer” chant was definitely one of the highlights of the day I hope I see you all at next year’s con (or another con in the future uwu) and I miss you guys already It’s been one day and I’m already suffering from post-con depression ;-; These lovely people are: Mituna : @fappingfnaf (Does Eridan have a Tumblr or just an Instagram?) “Dirk with Boobs” (-Jason 2k15) : @jaceyboiilookslikesharkweek Fancy af Dave : @animefish2010 Bloody Nepeta : @kawaiichan-kyran Gamzee: @triss1998 Other Nepeta : @nexxiaothymn Dirk Dirk : @litteraltoilet GT Rose : @davenohomostrider and their girlfriend @notapheasentplucker Creepy Cal in the bg : @ionlyknowwho Lady Left Shark : @lemonlasershark (I hope I didn’t tag the wrong blogs omf)