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Maleficent Cannoli

@maleficent-cannoli / maleficent-cannoli.tumblr.com

Call me Vel | any pronouns but she/her are cool | queer/ace | multifandom | neither a Disney villain nor an Italian pastry | music sideblog: @hellacellos
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Ok well since at least 9 people want to see the lyric progress so far, here we go:

Jean verse:

At fourteen I learned it only hurts more if you fight

So why risk jumping if you know you won’t survive the height?

Locked in the dark, no point in reaching for the sun

No place to hide and nowhere left to run

This ain’t home, but at least I’m not alone

Jeremy verse:

When you’ve shut down, when you’re drowning and afraid

I’ll take your hand and guide you out of the rain

He broke your wings so bad you’ve forgotten how to fly

But you can learn again if we take one day at a time

Follow the light, my sunshine

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leyfin

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

thats love baby!!

TUMBLR STORY TIME.

I volunteer for my local shelter and when the weather's good, we do a free vaccine clinic every Friday. Free distemper, free rabies, cats and dogs. We hand out free food from the pet pantry, we give people leashes and collars, we do whatever we can to keep people's animals at home and healthy. Every animal that can stay home and be fed and be vaccinated is an animal that we can keep out of the shelter.

We get all kinds of folks, sometimes we even get backyard breeders but we don't do any judgment, because we want people to come and get their dogs vaccinated, because one parvo case costs $7000+ and the whole year of Parvo vaccines for hundreds of dogs costs less. It's just harm reduction, everything we do is harm reduction.

So anyway, this one day this woman comes up to the vax clinic and she is high as fuckin' hell, just obliterated fucked up, smoking a joint in line, and she has this TINY pibble puppy with her, maaaaybe four weeks old. This thing is so fuckin tiny and wormy and lethargic, and she's like, "Hey I heard I can get her shots." and we're like, oh fuck this puppy is gonna die. Like straight up, we were all like, fuck that dog is gonna die. So we gave her wormer, we gave the first distemper shot, and I put together a whole care package: wormer to take home, puppy milk replacer, puppy wet food, a leash, a harness, some blankets, toys, we gave her instructions on how to get the puppy eating food, and we told her to come back in 3 weeks for the follow up vaccine. And we were all like, well fuck, that puppy's gonna die, goddamnit, that's so fucked up. But you know, we did our best, and we hoped we'd see her again.

And in three weeks, you guys, she showed up. And she was still high, but like, half-high this time. Smoking a cigartte in line but like, could focus, could ask and answer questions. And she'd taught that tiny puppy how to SIT and had her walking on a leash. We found out that it took her three buses to get to the clinic, and she told us all about how she got the puppy eating right, got her stool solid, she was taking her on walks... The puppy looked so good, you guys. I almost cried, it was so big. Really happy puppy. At the end of the visit, we were like, ok, see you in three more weeks for the next distemper.

So three weeks later, she shows up, and she's sober, and she told us, "You know, I was really fucked up the day I bought that puppy, I wasn't sure I was going to live, and I bought that puppy and she was too young, and I didn't know what I was doing but y'all were so nice to me, and you helped me so much, and I knew that I had to give this puppy the best life I could, so I moved back in with my grandma, and I'm getting clean, and I'm on methadone, and I'm going to rehab next week, and when I get back, I'll come back and visit you guys again."

So I just wanna say. Sometimes it's hard to find a reason to get clean for yourself. Sometimes you gotta do it for a little critter that depends on you.

ID: A post on the r/meth subreddit with the title "My cat was an addict". The post reads as follows: I first met her last year when i was fresh out of rehab and i was trying to get some meth in a sketchy dealer traphouse. The house's floors were covered in shattered pipe glasses and you couldn't see your front due to the so much smoke in the bathroom sized apartment. I felt deeply sorry for the cat, she was constantly meowing like screaming and tried to learn some background on her. Dealer said that he took her from its mother because he loved it so much said it was cute. I explained she needs mother more and she shouldn't drink cow's milk and eat tuna fish at this age. She was also sick she had diarrhea (i guess from the foods) and her eyes had some kind of infection (i guess from the smoke?) I tried to tell the dealer it's not good for her but he didn't really listen. So i did what i gotta do ..i put the cat in my handbag (she was so small she fitted in it) and said i gotta go and blocked him. Meet Tina she's around 1 years old now. We got clean together. I quit meth because i didn't want to give the same bad environment for her. End post.

Two images are attached of Tina. She is a white cat with black markings. In the first image she seems to be asleep on top of a soft white blanket with a toy dog next to her. In the second image Tina looks much younger, less healthy and is in a cardboard box. End ID

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ninyard
Anonymous asked:

Pretty please make more socially inept Jean tweets if you enjoy them. Please know we enjoy everything you enjoy x

absolutely and I enjoy everything YOU enjoy so this relationship works out perfectly

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marypsue

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

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max1461

Why are we italicizing?

To convince.

To convince who?

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sigmaleph

The Italians

And why do we need to convince the Italians?

They have the garlic bread

FUCK YEAH GARLIC BREAD

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thisuserdead

Italian here, sorry to say garlic bread is an American thing. You can have bruschetta, that has garlic :)

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

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Such a narrow escape

Next time we'll get him

Hey wait we can reblog with polls

Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.

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bad-polls

SAVE

DROWN

DROWN HIM

SAVE HIM

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theamityelf

The Sisyphean Tumblr boyfriend, who finds himself in new aquatic peril as soon as he survives aquatic peril. Perpetually striving for safety, never safe.

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