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I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. 

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. 

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” 

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. 

Parrots are people.

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how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

Acting like a naughty little includes:

• Being really loud when Daddy is on the phone • throwing a fit when Daddy doesn’t let you have candy. • telling Daddy “No.” • Disobeying Daddys Strict rules and pretending to do no such thing. • giggling when Daddy is mad • talking back to Daddy • Calling him something other than Daddy on purpose to make him angry • cursing •jumping on the bed •sticking your tongue out at Daddy when he is scolding you •rolling your eyes at Daddy •breaking something of Daddys on accident and not telling him, but when he finds it, denying even knowing about it. •throwing a tantrum/fit when you don’t get what you want •calling Daddy names like “meany” and “stupid face” when he tells you no •stomping away when Daddy is talking to you •getting loud with Daddy •annoying Daddy when Daddy is trying to do something like poking him and tapping him even when he says no

I do allllll these 😂😂😂

doms who lean down nd kiss their littles bottom during spankies bc even though their baby needs to be punished they still have their best intentions at heart nd wanna make sure the hurties arent too bad reblog if u agree