Unorganised Nonsense

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

i just think it would’ve been really extra super funny if arthur knew about merlin’s magic. not for any of the obvious reasons but just because I want them to be out in the woods in the middle of the night and arthur to be mostly asleep until he sees the half glow of merlin’s eyes burning in the dark and immediately bolts upright and goes ‘jesus CHRIST merlin what is it what’s wrong’ just for merlin to pause and whisper ‘sorry i really wanted a carrot’ followed by the sound of crunching in the dark

another trailer for merlin but this time merlin is a fucking badass and i use horror movie music and it works shockingly well

“A 16th c. Scottish Plaid was Found in a Bog–Now Becomes Oldest Historical Tartan Available to Wear Today”

if you're #unemployed pick the one closest to your daily life. these are the only options. choose

oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

im a well behaved beetle.

your post isnt relevant to me

creature encounter

it's almost too late for me to say happy cock day

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

Doctor Who | 1.13 - "The Parting of the Ways"

Ferrera said it felt like she filmed 500 takes of the speech over the two days of filming, adding, “It was probably 30 to 50 full runs of it, top to bottom. By the end, [co-star Ariana Greenblatt] recited the monologue to me because she had memorized it because that’s how many times I had said it.”

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

Idk man it’s so easy to get bogged down in all the bullshit online but when my then-6 year old cousin found out I was trans he said “ok” then corrected my grandma when she misgendered me. I was once the third between a gay man and a lesbian. Two lesbians once invited me back to their place when I presented as a man. I met an AMAB nb butch who looked strikingly to outsiders like a cis man and it was one of the more sapphic experiences I’ve had. I nervously wore a boydyke shirt to pride and got 3 different cis-looking femme folks tell me they loved my shirt. I once told a trans group at a protest that any pronouns were fine for me and one person said “wow, I’m impressed and intimidated by people like that. I don’t know that I could be that chill with pronouns.” I once told a GNC friend I wished I could wear a type of “opposite” gender clothing after I had already transitioned and so it would be associated with my AGAB and he said “You could just do it.” I’ve had cishet men fight cops for me before. The first time I had a doctor ask me if my name was different than what was on my forms I had to try not to cry. Last week, a phone call with a doctor’s office where I am generally cis passing asked unprompted if my name listed is what I want to be called. It touched me then too. I told a lesbian friend once I felt like my attraction to men AND women both felt gay. She said “makes sense.” And we moved on. I go by different pronouns in different circles. I’ve had gay women love my facial hair. I’ve had gay men like my tits. It’s all out there, I promise. It can be hard to find it but I promise there is community like you and community who likes you. And it’s more messy and beautiful than tumblr discourse makes it out to be.

A man in a sculpture

Gingerbread man training