Highkey think there might be a carbon monoxide leak in my house and that that is what’s causing me to go insane

Facts:

1. I’ve been hella crazy and forgetful and I’ve been a lot slower lately. My brain often feels like its gonna explode

2. My dad has been a huge dick lately, like more than normal and often without any reasoning. He seems legitimately crazy sometimes

3. My candles keep going crazy, like they’re being used to summon the dark lord (or being slightly ignited by something in the air) bc even with the ac off, the fan off, the window closed, and me not even close to them, they randomly start going crazy

4. If food has been around too long it starts to get a weird plastic-y taste and its fucking gross and makes no sense. It’s happened with 2 things in the freezer and then some SEALED crackers from the pantry

5. I feel like garbage physically and have been really weak and have been needing a lot of naps bc of it

6. I really want an excuse for being trash recently tbh

So yeah if these seem like signs of carbon monoxide poisoning or any other sort of chemical something let me know cuz I’d like to take care of it lmao

I will also accept “brain tumor” and “haunted house” as viable explanations

Lol yeah I should probably do that

FACT 7

THERE ARE NO BUGS IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?

We've been keeping the back door open cuz weather and so the dogs can go in and out but like theres no bugs in the house? It's been coldish out shouldnt there be bugs coming inside?? That happens at moms, bugs are constantly coming in. But not here at dads.

Where are the bugs??

Probably dead from the poison

Highkey think there might be a carbon monoxide leak in my house and that that is what’s causing me to go insane

Facts:

1. I’ve been hella crazy and forgetful and I’ve been a lot slower lately. My brain often feels like its gonna explode

2. My dad has been a huge dick lately, like more than normal and often without any reasoning. He seems legitimately crazy sometimes

3. My candles keep going crazy, like they’re being used to summon the dark lord (or being slightly ignited by something in the air) bc even with the ac off, the fan off, the window closed, and me not even close to them, they randomly start going crazy

4. If food has been around too long it starts to get a weird plastic-y taste and its fucking gross and makes no sense. It’s happened with 2 things in the freezer and then some SEALED crackers from the pantry

5. I feel like garbage physically and have been really weak and have been needing a lot of naps bc of it

6. I really want an excuse for being trash recently tbh

So yeah if these seem like signs of carbon monoxide poisoning or any other sort of chemical something let me know cuz I’d like to take care of it lmao

I will also accept “brain tumor” and “haunted house” as viable explanations

Lol yeah I should probably do that

Highkey think there might be a carbon monoxide leak in my house and that that is what’s causing me to go insane

Facts:

1. I’ve been hella crazy and forgetful and I’ve been a lot slower lately. My brain often feels like its gonna explode

2. My dad has been a huge dick lately, like more than normal and often without any reasoning. He seems legitimately crazy sometimes

3. My candles keep going crazy, like they’re being used to summon the dark lord (or being slightly ignited by something in the air) bc even with the ac off, the fan off, the window closed, and me not even close to them, they randomly start going crazy

4. If food has been around too long it starts to get a weird plastic-y taste and its fucking gross and makes no sense. It’s happened with 2 things in the freezer and then some SEALED crackers from the pantry

5. I feel like garbage physically and have been really weak and have been needing a lot of naps bc of it

6. I really want an excuse for being trash recently tbh

So yeah if these seem like signs of carbon monoxide poisoning or any other sort of chemical something let me know cuz I’d like to take care of it lmao

I will also accept "brain tumor" and "haunted house" as viable explanations